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How to Kill Paul Mines
Mines is lured by a lifelike unproportinal euro-asion black Jew Muslim midget hooker with big teeth. Mines' love for such beasts gets him eaten by the hooker, head first. He is thrown up into the year 1314 Scotland where he quickly perishes again. No Bill and Ted decide to steal Pauls stuff. First they ditched Paul's body in the space-time continuim. Paul then melds with an Octo-Fuck Beast from planet Exxon and his genes become unstable and he explodes. Out of the dust arises a white Mr. T: Mr. P. An A-team is quickly assembled. Unfortunetely it is assembled on 3 stories of lit C4 and hydroglycerin. The A-team van won't start! Paul is killed again as the earth explodes. But instead they get sent to the year 8,000,000,000. Bill and Ted decide to kill Paul again and explode a 50,000 megaton nuke, blowing up the earth again. But wait! The explosion disrupts the space-time continuim.The earth swallows the sun, but not before some heavy man love. Finally, the A-team flew to the planet Svinktersnargen-xyfterflupin and enjoyed hot man loving forever.
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