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This picture is why Episode 1: The Phantom Menace was a massive failure in the minds of Star Wars fans. The original trilogy did not revolve around weak comedy, stupidity, nor was it geared towards little kids. Jar Jar Binks was all three of these. He lent no spark of inteligence or seriousness to Episode 1. Lucas obviously wanted to expand the audience of Star Wars to the young kids. Unfortunetly, by doing so, he ruined the movie for the older generation and the fans especially. Lucas knew that all of the fans would go to see the movie regardless of what he put in it. So with the addition of Jar Jar Binks, he increased his audience immensly.

It is a proven fact that in an attempt to make more money off a a product, to change it to make more money, it is ruined. But in addition to Jar Jar, having C-3PO and R2-D2 was completely useless to the plot of the movie. The Trade Federation leaders did an awful job and sounded like they merely had a Chinese accent. Anakin was also quite annoying. He was too childish and almost impossible to picture as the future Lord of the Darkness. Another problem with Anakin is that he was about six when filming tarted and he was supposed to play a ten year old. Queen Amidala was supposed to be 14, but Natalie Portman was 19. A relationship from a ten year old and a 14 year old is believable. In the movie, the possibility did not seem likely, the age difference seems to extreme.

I will admit that there were many good actors and great moments. Pernilla August(Shmi Skywalker), Liam Nissan(Qui-Gon Jinn), and Natalie Portman(Queen Amidala)did excelent jobs. In additon, Ray Park created the most fantastic fight scene ever. The CGI effects were simply astounding. The battle between the Gungans and Battle Droids was completely CGI. The lifelike qualities of this battle scene were phenominal.

As for Episode 2, it is already off to a substandard start. Its title, Attack of the Clones, says enough. One can only hope that the acting improves, awesome fight scens are included and that Jar Jar Binks meets his end.

~ Kevin Bondalapati

 

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