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Sure, we have had LAN parties with almost 20 people at once. But check this out....

http://www.dreamhack.org/dh01/photos/oversikt_500.jpg

Interesting overhead view of the towers

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BookPublishingClub/files/wtc_photo_1_-1.jpg

 

Instant Messages from random people I don't know

Message #1

catgirlp: hello
catgirlp: how are u?
catgirlp: hows senior life going?
WEEWEECOW: hi
catgirlp: hey
catgirlp: i am so excited about getting my lisense
catgirlp: hows senior life?
WEEWEECOW: the school aspect is easy
catgirlp: ah
WEEWEECOW: this may sound wierd, but do i know you?
catgirlp: yeah i met u at star theater
catgirlp: my names vicky
WEEWEECOW: when did we meet?
catgirlp: um....i think it was a few months ago
WEEWEECOW: are you sure it was me?
catgirlp: sry
catgirlp: computer kicked me off
WEEWEECOW: no problem
catgirlp signed on at 9:44:35 PM.
catgirlp: so u going to the dance on friday?
catgirlp: after the game?
WEEWEECOW: at groves?
catgirlp: yeah
WEEWEECOW: i might
WEEWEECOW: do you go to groves?
catgirlp: no
catgirlp: i go to seaholm
catgirlp: with all the other whities
WEEWEECOW: ok, so how'd you know about the thing after the game?
catgirlp: oh a friend of mine was talking about it
catgirlp: her name is pheobe higden
WEEWEECOW: allright
catgirlp: u know her?
WEEWEECOW: I know of her
catgirlp: ah
WEEWEECOW: so how'd you find out my screenname?
catgirlp: i found u in the buudy search thing
catgirlp: u know?
WEEWEECOW: oh, ok
catgirlp: i liked the  part where u said every girl should be treated like a princess
catgirlp: i was even wearing princess socks
catgirlp: so thats how ia m talking to u know
WEEWEECOW: ok, cool
catgirlp: yeah
catgirlp: what classes u taking?
WEEWEECOW: AP physics and BC Calculus
WEEWEECOW: you,(by the way, what grade are you in)?
catgirlp: oh i am a jenior
catgirlp: i mean
catgirlp: juinor
catgirlp: sry
catgirlp: i 'm not great at typing fast yet but i'm okay
WEEWEECOW: don't worry, neither am i
catgirlp: i can't wait till i get a yellow jeep
WEEWEECOW: you getting one soon?
catgirlp: it all depends
catgirlp: i have to get a  couple hundred more
WEEWEECOW: that should be cool when you get one
catgirlp: or i have to see how much a red convertible with a black cover on the front would be
catgirlp: yeah it should be awesome
WEEWEECOW: im still confused how we met, i don't remember at all
catgirlp: hehe
catgirlp: that okay
catgirlp: it was a while ago
catgirlp: all i remeber was i was at the star theater
WEEWEECOW: could you give me more details?
catgirlp: well, i think i was with one of my friends and we started laughing hard and people weer looking at us
catgirlp: so somehow we must bumbed into u when we were laughing or something i dunno
WEEWEECOW: do you remember exactly how long ago?
catgirlp: no, sry i'm not that good
catgirlp: it was a while ago
WEEWEECOW: extimate?
WEEWEECOW: estimate?
catgirlp: it must of been like 3rd quater last year some time
WEEWEECOW: do you know my name?
catgirlp: kevin
catgirlp: kevin bodalasomthing
WEEWEECOW: was there anyone else with me?
catgirlp: i don't know
catgirlp: i didn't think it was that important at the time
catgirlp: might of been ur brothers and a friend i dunno
catgirlp: so
catgirlp: u play any sports?
WEEWEECOW: not succesfully
catgirlp: hehe
WEEWEECOW: i run on the track team, but i am really bad
catgirlp: not on a team i guess
WEEWEECOW: i just enjoy the people
catgirlp: ah
catgirlp: whats the best time running the mile?
WEEWEECOW: dunno, i don't really remember times, probably 6:30 last time i timed
catgirlp: wow
catgirlp: thats pretty good
catgirlp: well i have to go now
WEEWEECOW: ok, bye
catgirlp: ttyl
catgirlp signed off at 10:08:43 PM.

Message #2

Manute3392: hey sexy
WEEWEECOW: hello
Manute3392: who is this
Manute3392: this is ryan
WEEWEECOW: which ryan, I know about 8
Manute3392: russe
WEEWEECOW: I dunno who you are, how did you get my ScreenName?
Manute3392: i know you!
Manute3392: i lived in kingwood
WEEWEECOW: where exactly is that?
Manute3392: hostuon
Manute3392: huston
WEEWEECOW: Sorry, I don't live anywhere near houston
Manute3392: well then how do i know you?
Manute3392: do you play magic like me?
WEEWEECOW: I used to play, i play every once in a while though
Manute3392: cool
Manute3392: me too
WEEWEECOW: how did you get my ScreenName
Manute3392: i don't know
Manute3392: i tought we were friends
WEEWEECOW: how could we be friends without ever having contact with one another?
Manute3392: i don'y know
WEEWEECOW: then why did you think we were friends?
Manute3392: b/c we are
WEEWEECOW: How old are you?
Manute3392: 15
WEEWEECOW: and how did we meet
Manute3392: i forgot
WEEWEECOW: What is my name?
Manute3392: i have no clue weeweecow?
Manute3392: well ur on my buddy list
WEEWEECOW: How long have I been on it?
Manute3392: no clue
WEEWEECOW: so you just randomly decided to IM me
Manute3392: yep
Manute3392 signed on at 2:36:44 PM.
WEEWEECOW: Do you randomly IM lots of people?
Manute3392: yeah is that a problem?
WEEWEECOW: not for me
WEEWEECOW: But how could we be friends without ever meeting or knowing  eachother
Manute3392: we can talk ya know..get closer
WEEWEECOW: perhaps, but you must have some idea of how long I have been on your buddy list
Manute3392: nope i just don't pay attention to stuff like that
WEEWEECOW: has it beena few days, months?
Manute3392: a few years i think
WEEWEECOW: and you have no idea how yo got it?
Manute3392: nope just appeared out of nowhere
Manute3392: either way lets talk...
WEEWEECOW: one last thing: "i lived in kingwood"
WEEWEECOW: where is that?
Manute3392: near houston..its in texas
WEEWEECOW: ok, so maybe you got my name in a chat room or something a while ago
Manute3392: GUESS IT WAS JUT IN CHATROOM...
Manute3392: haha
Manute3392: h
WEEWEECOW: yeah...
Manute3392: haha yep...
Manute3392: fine be that way
Manute3392: hahahahaha
WEEWEECOW: ???
Manute3392: talk to me baby
WEEWEECOW: uhh, ok, are you male or female?
Manute3392: male baby
WEEWEECOW: well i gotta go, it was interesting talking with you.

 

Message #3

starlight2660: hi
WEEWEECOW: hello
starlight2660 signed on at 1:20:17 PM.
WEEWEECOW: i gotta go, bye
starlight2660: bye

(This time I sent an IM first)
WEEWEECOW: Hello.
starlight2660: hi
starlight2660: how old are you
WEEWEECOW: 17
WEEWEECOW: you?
starlight2660: 14
WEEWEECOW: cool
starlight2660: ok
starlight2660: gtg
WEEWEECOW: later
starlight2660: my boyfriend is comeing
WEEWEECOW: awesome, have fun
starlight2660: bye
WEEWEECOW: Goodbye
starlight2660: bye

 

Message #4

DancerChick770: hey
WEEWEECOW: hello
DancerChick770: sorry wrong person
DancerChick770: bye

 

Message #5

Part #1

candygirlliz123: hey
WEEWEECOW: hello
candygirlliz123: i am ryans sisters friend
WEEWEECOW: which ryan?  I know quite a few
candygirlliz123: cahill
WEEWEECOW: ahh, that sheds some light
candygirlliz123: thats great
candygirlliz123 signed on at 5:58:22 PM.
WEEWEECOW: Well I'd love to stay and talk, but I have a football game to go to
candygirlliz123: groves?
WEEWEECOW: yeah
candygirlliz123: i was gunna go but im not
candygirlliz123: bye bye
WEEWEECOW: allright, take it easy
candygirlliz123: kaitlyn said u were a sped
candygirlliz123: bye
WEEWEECOW: interesting
candygirlliz123: d
candygirlliz123: d?
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
candygirlliz123 signed off at 6:37:47 PM.
candygirlliz123 signed on at 10:47:30 PM.
candygirlliz123: hola
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
candygirlliz123: hey
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
WEEWEECOW: hello
candygirlliz123: hola
candygirlliz123: how was the game???
WEEWEECOW: great, we won 23-0
candygirlliz123: haha
candygirlliz123: y is ur sn weeweecow?
WEEWEECOW: i've had it for 6 years, its a name we used to call my dog
candygirlliz123: hahahahahahahahhaha
candygirlliz123: and y is it ur sn?
WEEWEECOW: It's all i could think of at the time
candygirlliz123: make a new one
WEEWEECOW: I still cant think of anything else
candygirlliz123: u a sped or somethn
candygirlliz123: something*
WEEWEECOW: i do not believe so
candygirlliz123: can u talk normal?
WEEWEECOW: yes
WEEWEECOW: interesting question by the way
candygirlliz123: u dont need to capitalize anything, and u say yea not yes
candygirlliz123: thanks?
candygirlliz123: i thought it up by myself
candygirlliz123: if ryan cahill on?
WEEWEECOW: no
WEEWEECOW: who are you again, and how did you get my screen name?
candygirlliz123: from ryan
candygirlliz123: and i am lizzie
WEEWEECOW: Ah, ok, well nice to meet you
candygirlliz123: u leavin?
WEEWEECOW: no, just stating a fact
candygirlliz123: oh...
candygirlliz123: ur in 10th grade right?
WEEWEECOW: senior
WEEWEECOW: and you?
candygirlliz123: 12th!!
candygirlliz123: im in 8th
candygirlliz123: i feel stupid
WEEWEECOW: You shouldn't feel stupid for that, its an honest mistake
candygirlliz123: no i feel stupid cuz i cant spell 4 crap and ur talkin like some... i dunno way smarter
WEEWEECOW: well i have a good 4 years on you
candygirlliz123: brb
WEEWEECOW: allrighty
candygirlliz123: back
WEEWEECOW: awesome
WEEWEECOW: so why did ryan give you my particular screen name
candygirlliz123: nivek amiga
WEEWEECOW: I do not understand
candygirlliz123: u mean i dont get it
candygirlliz123: haha
candygirlliz123: live a lil
WEEWEECOW: OK
WEEWEECOW: so what exactly do you mean?
candygirlliz123: talk slang
candygirlliz123: be ur self
WEEWEECOW: sure, if thats what you want
candygirlliz123: thats all i ask
candygirlliz123: so watz^?
WEEWEECOW: nothing really, after the game, a bunch of us went to starbucks and chilled there for an hours or so
candygirlliz123: lucky
candygirlliz123: no fair
candygirlliz123: i am stuck w/ a bucket of newyork icecream
WEEWEECOW: not too bad
WEEWEECOW: it wasn't to great though
candygirlliz123: just the coffee is
WEEWEECOW: eh, i'm not much on coffee
candygirlliz123: i'll brb
candygirlliz123: i am going to TP houses
WEEWEECOW: ok...
candygirlliz123: haha
WEEWEECOW: Well i gotta go, nice talking with you
Auto response from candygirlliz123: bye going to TP houses

Part #2

 

RoseZrRed592: I just saw that movie last weekend
WEEWEECOW: OK, first off, who are you, how did you get my ScreenName, what movie are you talking about, and why are you telling me?

WEEWEECOW: Just Wondering

RoseZrRed592: well liz jus told me 2 i/m you n say that

WEEWEECOW: who is liz?

RoseZrRed592: candygirlliz123

WEEWEECOW: Ah, I see

RoseZrRed592: whats ur name?

WEEWEECOW: Kevin

RoseZrRed592: oh you g2 groves

WEEWEECOW: Yeah, do you?

RoseZrRed592: No i g2 cov

RoseZrRed592: what grade ru in?

WEEWEECOW: 12th, you?WEEWEECOW: hey, sorry about that, my computer had problems
RoseZrRed592: oh iz k i understand my computer has issues too
WEEWEECOW: anyway, i believe we were discussing which grades we were in
RoseZrRed592: yeah
WEEWEECOW: i told you mine, so its your turn, if you wish to
RoseZrRed592: 7th
WEEWEECOW: cool, i how is that going for you?
RoseZrRed592: good, u
RoseZrRed592: did you go 2 berkshire or cov b4 groves?
WEEWEECOW: berkshire unfortunetely, I hated it there
RoseZrRed592: oh, i'm sry
RoseZrRed592: what happened there?
RoseZrRed592: brb
WEEWEECOW: ok
Auto response from RoseZrRed592: Hey people i'm umm not here soo i'll brb!~!
RoseZrRed592: back!
RoseZrRed592: soo y didn't you like it there?
WEEWEECOW: the teachers werent too great, they tried to control us with lots of stupid rules, the kids werent too nice to me
RoseZrRed592: oh, berkshire people really r n't nice 2 n e
RoseZrRed592: n e 1*
WEEWEECOW: n e 1*?
RoseZrRed592: anyone
WEEWEECOW: ah, i see
WEEWEECOW: i dunno if that is totally true, but they were quite mean to me
RoseZrRed592: well they r now
RoseZrRed592: like every1 has been switchin 2 my school cuz the berkshire kids r soo mean
WEEWEECOW: thats too bad
WEEWEECOW: i wish kids would be nicer to each other
RoseZrRed592: yeah
WEEWEECOW: I'm glad things are better at covington
RoseZrRed592: yeah
RoseZrRed592: yawn
WEEWEECOW: you bored?
RoseZrRed592: yeah!
WEEWEECOW: you should do something then!
RoseZrRed592: yeah, but theres nothin
RoseZrRed592: what elementry did you go 2?
WEEWEECOW: Walnut Lake
RoseZrRed592: oh
WEEWEECOW: you?
RoseZrRed592: greenfield
WEEWEECOW: some of my friends went there
RoseZrRed592: oh
WEEWEECOW: was it a good school?
RoseZrRed592: it was really easy
RoseZrRed592: the people there were mean though
WEEWEECOW: im sorry

RoseZrRed592: they were jus, lie really mean
WEEWEECOW: i know how it is, i went through it at walnut lake
RoseZrRed592: oh thats a different school district right?
WEEWEECOW: no, it's birmingham, it just closed after I left it
RoseZrRed592: oh
RoseZrRed592: where was it exactly?
WEEWEECOW: Walnut Lake and INkster
RoseZrRed592: oh! i know were that is...sorta
RoseZrRed592: hey! i jus noticed we got the same font!
WEEWEECOW: just different size and color

Part #3

WEEWEECOW: my luck couldn't get any possibly worse, trust me
RoseZrRed596: lol
WEEWEECOW: i appreciate the gesture though
RoseZrRed596: lol i jus did that 2 like 3 people
RoseZrRed596: don't talk like smarterchild!
RoseZrRed596: its bugging me
WEEWEECOW: sorry, i dunno what im doing wrong
RoseZrRed596: ur like all perfect
WEEWEECOW: sorry, i wasn't really aware
RoseZrRed596: again! there you go again
WEEWEECOW: so what should i do then?
RoseZrRed596: talk normal
WEEWEECOW: i am
RoseZrRed596: no like a pesron talks
RoseZrRed596: not all perfect
WEEWEECOW: uh\
RoseZrRed596: better

 

Message #5

beacon114: hi i love half-indian people now (sarah)
beacon114: kevin woo hoo
WEEWEECOW: what are you talking about?
beacon114: never met half-indians before, but they all went to groves
WEEWEECOW: im still confused
beacon114: ur dan's brother, right
beacon114: Jarrod's gone :-(
WEEWEECOW: yes..
beacon114: i like half-indians
WEEWEECOW: lax, i've never seen this side of you
beacon114: this is SARAH
beacon114: i'm a chick
beacon114: 34C (cuz lax told me to tell u)
WEEWEECOW: ohh, ok
WEEWEECOW: i dunno how to read those (34C)
beacon114: well
beacon114: its good
WEEWEECOW: alrighty
beacon114: it's lax again
WEEWEECOW: so why did you IM me again
beacon114: Sarah did
beacon114: she was talking to your brother
WEEWEECOW: ok
WEEWEECOW: that you lax?
beacon114: yeah
WEEWEECOW: ok, that was kinda wierd
beacon114: yeah, she's a strange girl
WEEWEECOW: i guess so
beacon114: REALLY STRANGE, but she's cool
WEEWEECOW: did she go to groves?
beacon114: no, troy
WEEWEECOW: ok, i see



 

Chainletters...

Scream meets NSync

Generic Chainletter...

Bob Smith

 

Chain Letter Excerpt

CASE 1 - THERE WAS A GIRL HER NAME WAS STACEY, SHE RECIEVED THIS CHAINLETTER AND DIDN'T SEND IT OUT TO 15 PEOPLE AND TWO MINUTES LATER SHE WAS KILLED BY A TORNADO.

CASE 2 - A GIRLD NAMED MONICA GOT THIS CHAINLETTER WHILE SHE WAS IN LAS VEGAS(LAPTOP) AND SHE DIDN'T SEND THIS CHAINLETTER TO 15 PEOPLE AND TWO MINUTES LATER SHE HAD GOTTEN A CALL FROM THE RIVIERA(THE HOTEL SHE WAS STAYING IN) AND THEY TOLD HER THAT HER DAD HAD BEEN SHOT AT THE CASINO.

CASE 3 - THERE WAS A GIRL WHO HAD JUST MOVED TO NASHVILLE AND AFTER THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL SHE DIDN'T SEND IT. SO THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL SHELIA WAS IN 5TH PERIOD, AND THERE WAS A FIRE DRILL, SO SHE STARTED RUNNING UNTIL SHE TRIPPED ON A BACKPACK AND BROKE HER LEG. THE FIRE BURNED HER TO A CRISP BECAUSE SHE WAS UNABLE TO MOVE.

 


 

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