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Random Chat Room Excerpts
The following are quotes that I have collected over the years from various chat rooms. Most of them are from Private Room: Magic so there are numerous M:TG jokes. Do not despair, there are still many funny and interesting quotes to read!!!
Newest Quotes
1.) Cmishnr60: i will nail you to a burning barn by your dick with only a butter knife to save yourself
2.) Cmishnr60: where are all the bitches
3.) Shyguy6917: ummm. people. this room blows major dick. later
4.) DaKiLIaR: ill slit off u'r balls
Quotes From People
1.) Clean tubs, sink, counter, and toilets
Get ski mask
Get police scanner
Find escape route
Borrow gun from someone
To-do list found by police and written by Elizabeth Maddex, 19-year-old former cheerleader who pleaded guilty to robbing a bank in California
2.) Stock Prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
Economist Irving Fisher, in a speech made nine days before the 1929 stock market crash
3.) I thought you were cool but you're really just another drone enslaved to the outdated capitalist regime that we call modern consumerism, flagrantly ignoring the proletariats' pleas for help and selfishly refusing to help put them out of their hellish lives and into the paradise of worldwide socialism through the inevitable reality of dialectic materialism
~ Ryan Pelavin
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