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1.) Kaoscharm: what does Chaoscharm do?

2.) MattRulz84: serra angel, one of the best weenie creatures

3.) ManaElf: Loop you retard, you tried to trade a crash of rhinos for a mox!

4.) JTG1958: anyone have a lot of killer whales? I collect them.

5.) ADandD2000: is unglued illegal in tourneys?

6.) Natefish: Creatures heal between every turn, right?

7.) Seanotter: ID RATHER FIREWHIP A CREATURE THAN ATTACK WITH A 6/4 CREATURES

8.) ArchmageMC: i have a giant cow for trade

9.) Salda007: chromium is in stronghold?

10.) Pixe1ated: i have seraph from beta up to trade, it has a mistake

11.) Chinkboy16: SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME IF 5TH EDITION IS T2?

12.) Pl lOENiX: are cursed scrolls legendary artifacts???

13.) Mindsuckr: any beta?
Fizzrat: YES CELESTIAL DAWN

14.) magic201: do they have any type2 counterspells?

15.) Ryan Omara: There are exactly two hot tempest cards: Mox Diamond and Sliver Queen

16.) DeathKpr: I use all red, but now I use red/black with 4 lobotomies

17.) Milkee74: R u allowed 2 have 4 Dark Ritual(mana source) and 4 Dark
Ritual(interrupt) cards?

18.) TheStoop: serras blessing is better than serra angel

19.) VOLTIAC: Have they made a red atog yet?

20.) Moxvale13: black lotuses are in exodus right?

21.) Starflesh: SO IF I DIDNT TAP A LAND THAT LAND DIES????????

22.) KaTznjamrO: I NEED ARTIFACTIONS FOR MY 5 COLOR BROWN DECK

23.) Raothi: City Of Solitude doesn't stop you from using abilities

24.) VSzabo6257: Type 1 = For newbies

25.) Unknown: do artifacts with tap symbols have summoning sickness

26.) ERNHAMPIMP: Necro Decks have necros in them.

27.) Paco0081: Are you stupid , only Flyers can block creatures with shadow!!!

28.) FREAKSLOTH: anyone got badlands
FREAKSLOTH: cuz i cood goodlands, annoyinglands and sad lands

29.) Archfoe: wow a survival of the fattest deck

30.) Daddy-Bobo: GGG: 2/1 Islandwalk, Tap to Rape someone, or make an Ugly Abe Joke.

31.) RKaneDnial: BBBB, Summon Lizbian, Tap to rip off target player, that player discards a card

32.) Foggith: GWU: 3/5 Shadow, Foggith has p/t = to the # of Scrubs in PR: Magic

33.) WEEWEECOW: Cursed shit: tap fuck your opponent up the ass you win.

34.) Varag: Ancient Tomb: tap deal 4 damage to yourself

35.) TheGr8Jus: Mox PR: Magic; Tap to add 20 dumbfucks to your mana pool

36.) DeadYak1: Abe is so cute because his penis is small

37.) KaTznjamrO: I am highly skilled in throwing my own feces 17 different ways

38.) DeadYak1: Abe has such large breasts

39.) DeadYak1: Abe, you shouldn't have testicle sized breasts

40.) DeadYak1: Abe, remember when you were saying that women should all get circumcized?
DeadYak1: (IE, clits removed)

41.) KaTznjamrO: weeweecow, it's known as faggotry

42.) SqueeGobbo: abe>women from bermuda

43.) KaTznjamrO: I have big balls

44.) KaTznjamrO: rock, i got that niggerly job

45.) RiverBoa: if i ever saw abe in real life i would run screaming ATOG ATOG!!!

46.) AndrewGHA: IVE GOT A TRADEWIND RIDER BUT ITS A NOT FOR TRADEWIND RIDER

47.) Pujin GTZ: IM ME IF U HAVE INQUST THE MAGIZEN

48.) Sniper104: what does COLBODI THE CROOKSHANK DO?

49.) Cax485: i got bicol bolis

50.) SMartin985: press 55 if you have duakls for trade or doppelfgangersa

51.) SoLnArKnG8: ANY1 HAVE A JUGGERNUT FOR TRADE PRESS 222

52.) Cool bart: who has a lugorf

53.) JoeDude580: FUCJK OYU

54.) Astinpwrs3: i wanna t coaytt poof arms!!

55.) Angel70402: HEY PROPLES

56.) Moogle669: How do you spell Sliver queen?

57.) WEEWEECOW: Nobody better lay a finger on my dideradidergagos.

58.) JPizz4500: who should i inslut?

59.) JettJagwar: aoliopilee was kinda good

60.) Cool bart: who has a lugorf

61.) MistDragn1: Please talk to me, its lonely being a fag!

62.) MistDragn1: Hey, I am so small, that I can practice my sex on a cheerio!

63.) MistDragn1: I like to stick things in my ass, like bananas and fishing poles!

64.) MistDragn1: I can use a carrot for a dildo and then eat the bitch! Does that turn you on?

65.) MistDragn1: I know my dick is small, but I thought you like noodles?

66.) MistDragn1: I used to think my dick was a zit until it pissed on me!

67.) MistDragn1: I love being a homosexual, I love havin it in my ass!!

68.) MistDragn1: Do you know any gay people in the room? If so..tell them to IM me!

69.) DeadYak1: ANT, my pubic hair billows in the wind

70.) DeadYak1: I shaved my pubic hair

71.) DeadYak1: My pubic sores are delicious

72.) DeadYak1: I tasted it when I was performing oral sex on my self

73.) DeadYak1: Want some of my pubic hair?

74.) Darkxyla: Would you please fondle My buttocks??

75.) Darkxyla: My nipples explode with delight!!!!!!!

76.) ManaTrain: Ewwww, my dog sister is blowing chinks!!

77.) JCTAYLOR98: i have 3 balls

78.) Apwel: IM BI FUCKNUT

79.) Apwel: OH YEAH! NOLIMIT, I AM RANKED #1 IN MASTURBATION.....!

80.) BigMoFro: fags are gay

81.) Whoolz: Dragon8114, Having an anal clitoris is a Terms Of Service violation

82.) Fogwizard: I once caught my friend making a roller skating Barbie rub his penis

83.) WizrdCrann: there's an erotic beany baby store i hope ;)

84.) Hammer9876: BOA, IS YOUR UNCLE HOT?

85.) ChandOPS: Welp, i'm off to whack. later

86.) SpinalKIG: :::i have a sex monkey in my pants:::

87.) Moogle669: BRB, i'm getting Cock

88.) BrknVisage: Moogle! Quit getting anal stimulation from the butt of that gun!

89.) Moogle669: I fuck big fuckin tits

90.) JSC4248: if u r gay and like anus press 6969

91.) DHawk97: any one up for a little di*k sucking

92.) Greedy Bee: peter?
Greedy Bee: am i still up your ass?

93.) MattRulz84: hoar is one form of spelling it penis theif

94.) NoxNoctisX: Dicks have mouths?

95.) SuperLaur5: somw lesbian is asking me to cyber! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SuperLaur5: SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

96.) ASSS316782: I AM HORNY

97.) Blades5836: if you have big tits press 456

98.) Wu36Forevr: he clown i found your dick!!

99.) Sniper6829: does any1 give head

100.) MattRulz84: how can you smoke a dick? please tell me

 


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