Quotes 1-100
1.) Kaoscharm: what does Chaoscharm do?
2.) MattRulz84: serra angel, one of the best weenie creatures
3.) ManaElf: Loop you retard, you tried to trade a crash of
rhinos for a mox!
4.) JTG1958: anyone have a lot of killer whales? I collect them.
5.) ADandD2000: is unglued illegal in tourneys?
6.) Natefish: Creatures heal between every turn, right?
7.) Seanotter: ID RATHER FIREWHIP A CREATURE THAN ATTACK WITH A
6/4 CREATURES
8.) ArchmageMC: i have a giant cow for trade
9.) Salda007: chromium is in stronghold?
10.) Pixe1ated: i have seraph from beta up to trade, it has a
mistake
11.) Chinkboy16: SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME IF 5TH EDITION IS T2?
12.) Pl lOENiX: are cursed scrolls legendary artifacts???
13.) Mindsuckr: any beta?
Fizzrat: YES CELESTIAL DAWN
14.) magic201: do they have any type2 counterspells?
15.) Ryan Omara: There are exactly two hot tempest cards: Mox
Diamond and Sliver Queen
16.) DeathKpr: I use all red, but now I use red/black with 4
lobotomies
17.) Milkee74: R u allowed 2 have 4 Dark Ritual(mana source) and
4 Dark
Ritual(interrupt) cards?
18.) TheStoop: serras blessing is better than serra angel
19.) VOLTIAC: Have they made a red atog yet?
20.) Moxvale13: black lotuses are in exodus right?
21.) Starflesh: SO IF I DIDNT TAP A LAND THAT LAND DIES????????
22.) KaTznjamrO: I NEED ARTIFACTIONS FOR MY 5 COLOR BROWN DECK
23.) Raothi: City Of Solitude doesn't stop you from using
abilities
24.) VSzabo6257: Type 1 = For newbies
25.) Unknown: do artifacts with tap symbols have summoning
sickness
26.) ERNHAMPIMP: Necro Decks have necros in them.
27.) Paco0081: Are you stupid , only Flyers can block creatures
with shadow!!!
28.) FREAKSLOTH: anyone got badlands
FREAKSLOTH: cuz i cood goodlands, annoyinglands and sad lands
29.) Archfoe: wow a survival of the fattest deck
30.) Daddy-Bobo: GGG: 2/1 Islandwalk, Tap to Rape someone, or
make an Ugly Abe Joke.
31.) RKaneDnial: BBBB, Summon Lizbian, Tap to rip off target
player, that player discards a card
32.) Foggith: GWU: 3/5 Shadow, Foggith has p/t = to the # of
Scrubs in PR: Magic
33.) WEEWEECOW: Cursed shit: tap fuck your opponent up the ass
you win.
34.) Varag: Ancient Tomb: tap deal 4 damage to yourself
35.) TheGr8Jus: Mox PR: Magic; Tap to add 20 dumbfucks to your
mana pool
36.) DeadYak1: Abe is so cute because his penis is small
37.) KaTznjamrO: I am highly skilled in throwing my own feces 17
different ways
38.) DeadYak1: Abe has such large breasts
39.) DeadYak1: Abe, you shouldn't have testicle sized breasts
40.) DeadYak1: Abe, remember when you were saying that women
should all get circumcized?
DeadYak1: (IE, clits removed)
41.) KaTznjamrO: weeweecow, it's known as faggotry
42.) SqueeGobbo: abe>women from bermuda
43.) KaTznjamrO: I have big balls
44.) KaTznjamrO: rock, i got that niggerly job
45.) RiverBoa: if i ever saw abe in real life i would run
screaming ATOG ATOG!!!
46.) AndrewGHA: IVE GOT A TRADEWIND RIDER BUT ITS A NOT FOR
TRADEWIND RIDER
47.) Pujin GTZ: IM ME IF U HAVE INQUST THE MAGIZEN
48.) Sniper104: what does COLBODI THE CROOKSHANK DO?
49.) Cax485: i got bicol bolis
50.) SMartin985: press 55 if you have duakls for trade or
doppelfgangersa
51.) SoLnArKnG8: ANY1 HAVE A JUGGERNUT FOR TRADE
PRESS 222
52.) Cool bart: who has a lugorf
53.) JoeDude580: FUCJK OYU
54.) Astinpwrs3: i wanna t coaytt poof arms!!
55.) Angel70402: HEY PROPLES
56.) Moogle669: How do you spell Sliver queen?
57.) WEEWEECOW: Nobody better lay a finger on my
dideradidergagos.
58.) JPizz4500: who should i inslut?
59.) JettJagwar: aoliopilee was kinda good
60.) Cool bart: who has a lugorf
61.) MistDragn1: Please talk to me, its lonely being a fag!
62.) MistDragn1: Hey, I am so small, that I can practice my sex
on a cheerio!
63.) MistDragn1: I like to stick things in my ass, like bananas
and fishing poles!
64.) MistDragn1: I can use a carrot for a dildo and then eat the
bitch! Does that turn you on?
65.) MistDragn1: I know my dick is small, but I thought you like
noodles?
66.) MistDragn1: I used to think my dick was a zit until it
pissed on me!
67.) MistDragn1: I love being a homosexual, I love havin it in my
ass!!
68.) MistDragn1: Do you know any gay people in the room? If
so..tell them to IM me!
69.) DeadYak1: ANT, my pubic hair billows in the wind
70.) DeadYak1: I shaved my pubic hair
71.) DeadYak1: My pubic sores are delicious
72.) DeadYak1: I tasted it when I was performing oral sex on my
self
73.) DeadYak1: Want some of my pubic hair?
74.) Darkxyla: Would you please fondle My buttocks??
75.) Darkxyla: My nipples explode with delight!!!!!!!
76.) ManaTrain: Ewwww, my dog sister is blowing chinks!!
77.) JCTAYLOR98: i have 3 balls
78.) Apwel: IM BI FUCKNUT
79.) Apwel: OH YEAH! NOLIMIT, I AM RANKED #1 IN
MASTURBATION.....!
80.) BigMoFro: fags are gay
81.) Whoolz: Dragon8114, Having an anal clitoris is a Terms Of
Service violation
82.) Fogwizard: I once caught my friend making a roller skating
Barbie rub his penis
83.) WizrdCrann: there's an erotic beany baby store i hope ;)
84.) Hammer9876: BOA, IS YOUR UNCLE HOT?
85.) ChandOPS: Welp, i'm off to whack. later
86.) SpinalKIG: :::i have a sex monkey in my pants:::
87.) Moogle669: BRB, i'm getting Cock
88.) BrknVisage: Moogle! Quit getting anal stimulation from the
butt of that gun!
89.) Moogle669: I fuck big fuckin tits
90.) JSC4248: if u r gay and like anus press 6969
91.) DHawk97: any one up for a little di*k sucking
92.) Greedy Bee: peter?
Greedy Bee: am i still up your ass?
93.) MattRulz84: hoar is one form of spelling it penis theif
94.) NoxNoctisX: Dicks have mouths?
95.) SuperLaur5: somw lesbian is asking me to cyber!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
SuperLaur5: SAVE
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
96.) ASSS316782: I AM HORNY
97.) Blades5836: if you have big tits press 456
98.) Wu36Forevr: he clown i found your dick!!
99.) Sniper6829: does any1 give head
100.) MattRulz84: how can you smoke a dick? please tell me
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