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Quotes 401-500
401.) Bigmeplus1: i have gotton reported in a
private romm before
402.) rap Iife: i have a foil nutsac
403.) Werd up homey G: wut iz erratta
404.) Dark Assassin344: maybe cause you suck toejam and I don't
405.) Cute Pandora: note to self: kill sister soon
406.) Hawks66: i fuck penis
407.) Draqoons: penis in my mouth just sounds funny
Draqoons: i needta make a song bout it
Draqoons: PENIS IN MY MOUTH
Draqoons: PENIS
Draqoons: PENIS
Draqoons: IN MY MOUTH
408.) Hawks66: we made an opera about my balls.
409.) rap Iife: cocks in my mouth
rap Iife: cocks in my ass
rap Iife: cocks in my ear lobes
rap Iife: cocks in both hands
rap Iife: we just love cocks
410.) RYAN86: Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza
at supper time
RYAN86: but penis instead of pizza
411.) WaR ThUg4: gary sucks moose
412.) Acidic81: dude i wouldnt care is britney spears had a dick
i'd still buttfuck that ass
413.) Smart01234:
www.scotishboysthateatgranolathathappentohavegenitalherpesthathappentobegay.com
414.) DiSturBeD145: dammit
DiSturBeD145: fuck
DiSturBeD145: dammit
DiSturBeD145: bitch
DiSturBeD145: dammit
DiSturBeD145: shit
DiSturBeD145: dammit
DiSturBeD145: fuck u
DiSturBeD145: stfu
DiSturBeD145: u bitcch
415.) WaR ThUg4: he never got my dick in his mouth but soon
enough
416.) Mr smart9: Royal, you won't getinto playoffs like that.
Mr smart9: Unless you have 35353 games.
417.) Royal 77: anbd then we committed mutual masturbation
418.) Turok7897: Appr?
WEEWEECOW: sorry, my boss won't let me
Turok7897: Oh, ok, thanks anyway
WEEWEECOW: i'm supposed to be cleaning toilets
WEEWEECOW: but instead im looking at porn
Turok7897: Go you
WEEWEECOW: don't tell my boss please
WEEWEECOW: he will break my knees if he finds out
Turok7897: LoL
WEEWEECOW: uh oh, i gotta go he's coming back. Nice talking to
you
Turok7897: Like wise
419.) WaR ThUg4: he better pray to the god of skinny freaks that
no one finds out who he is cause if it takes
WaR ThUg4: my last breath i swear his mom will cry when she sees
what i have done to him
420.) Spootmaster: type 26 if you currently have a balloon animal
tied to your head
Elmocay: 26
Smart01234: 26
Eaglefox3: i have a ballloon animal tied to my balls
421.) Spootmaster: the magic spoon lady that lives in our
mysterious glowing pants
422.) KaTznjamrO: I have big balls
423.) BOMBER2000: u sumo baby
424.) Royal 77: sumo baby with hella dred locks
425.) OnlineHost: *** You are in "Magic". ***
GuAdLuPe6900: wassup room? 16/f here
426.) Draqoons: lmfao
427.) GuAdLuPe6900: do u guys have a problem with a chic (me)
coming in here cuz when i 1st came in here someone
GuAdLuPe6900: said i shouldnt be in here
BOMBER2000: YES LEAVE
BOMBER2000: U WHORE
BOMBER2000: FUCKIN SLUT
BOMBER2000: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
BOMBER2000: U BITCH
BOMBER2000: FUCKIN WHORE
Keepawayfreak: if you have no idea what magic is...then you
should leave
BOMBER2000: WE HATE U
GuAdLuPe6900: why what did i do to u
BOMBER2000: DIRTY SLUT
BOMBER2000: U WERE A SLUT
BOMBER2000: SLUT
428.) Keepawayfreak: who loves Mr. Winky????
429.) GuAdLuPe6900: anyone in here like disturbed?
Spootmaster: sometimes i feel disturbed
430.) Keepawayfreak: anyone hear Big Cumfy Couch?
431.) Keepawayfreak: anal cunt kicks ass
432.) Spootmaster: if your face is bigger than your head, you
have a problem
433.) Spootmaster: like a wise man once said, "I yam what I
yam"
434.) Draqoons: is thegrtpeachyflea happyspankymunky?
435.) Keepawayfreak: i think i''m back
Keepawayfreak: unless i'm not
436.) Elmocay: a/s
Spootmaster: 96/not sure
437.) rap Iife: werd to big bird
438.) Jub911: i like porcunpines but there are no magic cards of
porcupines
439.) IgotMoves11: library of leng rules
440.) dazlex69: DONATE IS ONE THE MOST BROKEN CARDS
441.) Eeeeegon: im addicted to shitting
Eeeeegon: i HAVE to do it at least once every three days
Eeeeegon: i can't break the habit!!!!!
442.) Eeeeegon: 'hi my name is egon and im a compulsive shitter'
443.) Eeeeegon: egon = no trades with short people
444.) SoulDragon20: hey, I'm getting 4 urza's rage in the mail
for 3.50 a piece
SoulDragon20: i don't value it at $30 like most suckers
WEEWEECOW: im getting 4 lotuses for 350 each
SoulDragon20: beta?
WEEWEECOW: no, tempest
WEEWEECOW: lotus petal
445.) AbercrombieJ5: im laggin like a hoe
AbercrombieJ5: i typed this 8 minutes ago
446.) AbercrombieJ5: who smells?
447.) AbercrombieJ5: my aol has been connected for 17 hours
AbercrombieJ5: im going for 72
448.) Vegeduck: anyone for type 2 or sealed deck apprentice
Vegeduck: hit 672 to trade
Vegeduck: HA! You cany hit 672! u have to TYPE 672! you fools! AH
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
449.) Vegeduck: anyone have a foil goblin gardener?
450.) HYpNoTiCXpLiCiT: cockzilla
451.) <Campion> my ass is smoking a pipe
<Sappy> is your asshole burning?
<Campion> yes
<Campion> but it burns so good
<Rhett_L> heh, sounds like you need one of those hemroid
relief creams
<Sappy> "i should have used preparation h!"
452.) <Bubblun> I think my math teacher is gay
<Sappy> why's that?
<Bubblun> he says "Hi class, I'm gay"
<Bubblun> that'd be as good a reason as any
<Bubblun> by "homosexual tendencies" does that
mean he assrams students on a regular basis?
453.) <DamienC> fucking writer's block
<Ken_Kaminski> What are you writing?
<DamienC> nothing
<Sappy> makes sense
454.) <MuscleSprout> I'll be feverishly masturbating to
atari porno games
455.) <Sappy> ROTFLDDDNIMES = rolling on the floor laughing
with double dealing debbie's nipples
in my eye sockets
456.) <blienky> dont drink adn drive, you might spill your
beer
457.) <Sappy> who wants naked pics of princess toadstool?
458.) <BkdTatrHrt> i love 8-bit nipples!
459.) <Sappy> Diarrhea -- Excessive and frequent evacuation
of watery feces, usually indicating
<Sappy> gastrointestinal distress or disorder.
460.) <spman> i love to fuck eyesockets and nostrils
461.) <k4nibus> my dad was like
<k4nibus> 'what the fuck is a queef? back in my day we
called them pussy farts'
<OSG> I hear pussy farts smell great.
462.) <k4nibus> i wish i had 2 dicks
463.) <Bubblun> ROFLOLWLLTIME
<Bubblun> Rolling ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OUT LOUD WITH LUCKY
LUCYS TITS IN MY EAR
464.) TonyKlar: someone just IMed me asking if I liked hamsters
TonyKlar: hehe hamsters suck
TonyKlar: well..unless you strap them to the ceiling fan
465.) XY PixPos: holy crap
TomRumpf: what did crap do to become holy?
XY PixPos: came out of my ass
466.) e l i t e MrP: "steve case and his butt-buddy
accidently fell on our chat servers, so chat rooms will be
temporarly down for a few minutes"
467.) IOStream14: rofl...i sent my pic to this girl and she goes
"ok, well i'll see ya"
IOStream14: i said "later" and she goes "no, i
mean, have a nice life"
468.) Kuinevi: paints the wall with his butt
DoodLeS: Butt-painting? I've hearda that.
469.) Sarria: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard
of Coz! Bill Cosby Cosby Cosby...
470.) Sarria: Well, another boring chat....
gnimen: yeah... why won't anyone come?
Sarria: I dunno. Maybe because I smell?
471.) <Sappy> Hello you bastardous Canadian fuck.
472.) <gamme> I get horny when hot chicks pull down their
panties and sit on my lap
<Sqwirl> gamme no girl has ever pulled down her panties and
sat on your lap
<Sqwirl> unless she mistaked you for the shitter in a dark
room
473.) TonyKlar: someone just IMed me asking if I liked hamsters
TonyKlar: hehe hamsters suck
TonyKlar: well..unless you strap them to the ceiling fan
474.) Darth Lava: yes, I think my titties are too small
Darth Lava: oh damn
Darth Lava: wrong IM
475.) e l i t e MrP: "steve case and his butt-buddy
accidently fell on our chat servers, so chat rooms will be
temporarly down for a few minutes"
Kalani CA: mine just says "chat is unavailable," you
must have higher access than me
476.) Ice and Flames: would you have trouble calling me C++owboy?
e l i t e MrP: umm
e l i t e MrP: yes, but id call you C++ockhead
477.) Darth Lava: can I ask you a favor?
Darth Lava: measure the circumference of your neck and wrist for
me would you (for Alge 2)
e l i t e MrP: error: tape measure overflow
478.) On the twelevth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me
12 reasons to cancel
11 channels not working
10 hours with out mail
9 frozen chat rooms
8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room
479.) The O.J. Simpson Defense - Red Instant [2RR]
Play After Defense is Chosen.
Target Oppenent's blocking creatures are all sent to the
graveyard. All Attacking creatures phase out.
"I DIDN'T DO IT"
480.) You know you've played magic too much if you go to
tournaments to pick girls up
481.) i was a beginner and i traded a taiga and concordant
crossroads for a shatterstorm and a counterspell
482.) I was playing with my red/blue citadel of pain deck and the
other guy attacked me with a lotta green dudes and did overrun. I
did a fork, thinking it would help my creatures but i forgot it
was attacking creatures and he stomped me.
483.) A person I was playing was using a counterspell deck and
had 2 Unsummons in his hand that were useless against me because
I had no creatures in my deck. He also had 9 cards in his hand.
Instead of discarding them, he decided to cast them on nothing
and have them fizzle because he "didn't like discarding
cards" in his words. Next turn I cast a fireball on him and
because of the mana he used to cast the Unsummons he couldn't
counter it.
484.) Im playing my friend in a game with my discard deck and he
has built up an army which could have killed me in 1 attack. Well
I started messin with him and told him to toy with me. I did this
cause i had a nevinerals disk in my hand. Well about 4 turns
later i get out the disk and say go really fast. He goes not
realizing i had played the disk and said go. At that point I
laughed and by the time he relized what i was laughing at al 13
of his creatures were in the graveyard. I ended up winning the
game.
485.) I once put a "cursed land" on my own land. I
never lived it down, either.
486.) Ever Feel Sorry For An Opponent? I Did, And Used A Stream
Of Life On Him, And Lost - Very Very Stupid.
487.) I have seen played a 0-point fireball, due to lack of mana
Even worse...it was countered
488.) I saw someone playing a dark ritual as though it was an
enchantment, tapping it every turn for BBB. His opponent let him.
489.) Clever Combo...channel 19 life, use the mana to play a
hurricane...
You Know you've played magic too much when...
490.) you take that statistics class in order to help you build
better decks.
491.) ...Local stores call you when cards come in.
492.) ...there isn't a store in town that asks for your Driver's
License when you write a check for Magic cards.
493.) ...your parents are both killed during a freak landslide of
magic cards.
494.) ...the shopkeeper of your favorite store commits suicide
upon hearing that you are quitting Magic.
495.) ... you start telling loved ones that "I can quit any
time! I just play socially!"
496.) ...You 'tap' doorknobs instead of turning them.
497.) ...Your drug habit suffers because you spend too much money
on Magic cards.
498.) you use your commons as toiletpaper.
499.) you celebrate buying your 25000th card
500.) You know you've been playing too much Magic when you drink
Coors Light just to Tap the Rockies.
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