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Quotes 101-200

 

101.) FREAKSLOTH: did monica get a stained magic card

102.) DrewpD5o: IF YOU LIKE MAGIC YOU CAN STICK YOUR DI*K IM SPAM

103.) Kwilkin328: n e 1 got nude pics of magic cards?

104.) KaTznjamrO: sexually dominating licid

105.) KKDOUBLE07: sexodus

106.) SqueeGobbo: IM me to join Team Manasluts

107.) MADCFORT: i think almost all angels suck
MADCFORT: especially AsSiNines Penis angel

108.) JoshMan321: IM ME I HAVE A PENIS FOR SALE

109.) Ertai14: shutup before i have to rip out your balls and use them as token creatures

110.) WEEWEECOW: mamadrain = ignored for sexually assaulting the room

111.) MtG Playah: My friend at a sealed deck tourney made his volrath's lab make pimp tokens!

112.) Mindsuckr: what other cards can i pull out of my *ss?

113.) The Abyss: boa, if you rape someone I am going to be very disappointed in you!

114.) Spo0n76: i wonder if river actually PLAYS magic
Spo0n76: let alone stick a hole through the cards and stick his 2in dick through it

115.) ManaTrain: <~~ Will perform sexual favors for Power 9

116.) AubGee: I got suspened at school cuz my teach thought I was talkin about my magic dick

117.) Cobra 11X: "I have 10 cops in my deck cauz i dont know what color you have"-words of a scrub

118.) Dude Yo: Hi Im making a Wall Deck and I REALLY need walls. If you can give me walls It would be great. Ill take ANY walls of ANY color. PLease IM me back if you can help. If you have already gotten this IM before im sorry.

119.) S1BGDY: HOW DO YOU USE A DAMN PRINTER?
S1BGDY: IM ME IF YOU KNOW

120.) MFX23: oh yeah, well i'm a human bean!

121.) DeadYak1: Beans aren't fruit you dumbfu*k(in reference to above)

122.) CAROLITIDA: WHATS A 12F

123.) YelloSno12: OnlineHost: All of you poop on rugs!

124.) JoeDude580: JoeDude580: JoeDude580: WEEWEECOW: JoeDude580: fuck lips

125.) Moogle669: What's a Penis?
Moogle669: Aren't Penises those things that People eat?

126.) RockguyKev: RockGayKev

127.) TIEStalker: i have anal ithches

128.) JlGLET: i like big butts and i do not lie

129.) J Nut311Sk8: I have absorbed so much radiation from standing infront of the MW watching light bulbs, now

130.) ManaElf: I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

131.) RANDY J 5: how do you im someone

132.) Danno642 named his chat PghPaBiCurWM4BlkM

133.) BouzeHound: i had sex with bigfoot

134.) Kenny7769: YOU WERE A MISTAKE THAT HAPPEND BYE ACCIDENT

135.) NOLIMITPK: I suck your mothers cock MTGreven

136.) TRohr77563: I hacked into AoL and turned off my IMs

137.) Funnyname2: I use a buttplug every night before i go to bed

138.) JimMTG13: magic is a card game

139.) Pujin GTZ: DOES ANYONE WANT A CARD THAT IS FROM THE NEWEST SET IN MAGIC

Pujin GTZ: CHAOS CONFETTI

140.) CECIL BRO: <(-=-=-=-=-=-=can make $1500 in an hour pimping off his sisters

141.) Volrax35: screw you ass( i mean who is offended by this?!?!)

142.) Bambamman: i got a big boner right now if u wanna see it IM me

143.) CTH91082: I am gonna auction off a signed ghost hounds, signed by me.

144.) Akane29421: The online host once asked me for cyber

145.) GrimPlague: t1 rompes t1?

146.) BrknVisage: My deck grabs you by the nuts and runs around laughing.

147.) CTH91082: I am gonna auction off a signed ghost hounds, signed by me.

148.) I3rainiac7: PRESS 456 IF YOU HAVE A BOUNCY DECK

149.) DADABOOMAN: i am arg the barg

150.) BenthikBoy: I come in and chuuck say something about a magic fuckhead

151.) JSC4248: hello, i have a twestidular infection

152.) EVANCHR: i had my butt segically removed

153.) CowOfMagic: eat spam and hamspam flavoured toothpaste

154.) GamePro32: ::Running around with underwear on head::

155.) Moogle669: Alphabet train!

156.) MEDOWS: bye bye Girl power! (in PR: Magic)

157.) RRoytburd: my 22nd annicersary with my dick is tomorrow

158.) DeadYak1: My pants sail majestically

159.) WizrdCrann: why is the cum so thick and white in those pictures?!

160.) ANTRPGSaga: i had to unlock the door with scissors

161.) Mox Safire: I bent my Wookiee.

162.) MattRulz84: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BEFORE I EVICT YOU FROM MY ASS

163.) MagicWizrd: BUT IF U WIPED OUT UMANITY I WOULDNT CAUSE IM A WIZARD

164.) BigPlanetW: Wizrd did u cut your dick yet?

165.) Chaotic30: roses are red violets are blue i'm schizophrenic and so am i

166.) WeeWeeCow: I play russian roulette. with a nerf gun

167.) Method M: SKA788, you Stoopid Dumb Retard Head!!

168.) XvvMwMvvX: ans you poeple are infatuated with a person that could actully be a petaphile sittin there

169.) KirdApe01: trashy they have done tests and even 2 month yeat old babies can have orgasms

170.) JEMITCH203: SCROLLERS SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO MEXICO

171.) Gheorghe22: ohh mah god!! you humped kenny!, you gay ass bastard!!!!

172.) VSzabo6257: I'm my own grandpa

173.) WEEWEECOW: Nitros, my mouth isn't the size of a fucking bowling ball

174.) Nofun4you: cunt rag

175.) JoeDude580: fuck lips

176.) Nofun4you: Is Joe fuck face still acting like a cunt rag?

177.) MattRulz84: luke... I am your sister in law's half brother's cousin's hemaphrodite son

178.) BlinkDC: HEY FU*KFACE

179.) MystycSlvr: IF U LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS IM ME WE GOTTA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK

180.) DRJUDGE1: you're all worthless and weak

181.) CowOfMagic: The Toppless Soccer News (TTSN)™

182.) ManaElf: Loopk is an illiterate fuck

183.) Beaker11: I slowly unsnap your bra from the back

184.) GrimPlague: YOU FUcKIN CUNT LICKING ASSHOLE

185.) CECIL BRO: <(-=-=-=Perverted Teenager

186.) FinkJes84: MY GRANDMA HAS A BIG *SS

187.) Wuclan698: SCRUBS AND BOSNIANS PLEASE GO TO ANOTHER ROOM

188.) CrediPass: shut up u left nut

189.) XeoOmni: WEEWEE Fu*k you then
WEEWEECOW: No you pedephial necrophiliac.
XeoOmni: assmunch
XeoOmni: You fucking buttpirate shut it

190.) Akane29421: The online host once asked me for cyber

191.) Omega76387: I know how to gost!!!!!

192.) DADABOOMAN: IF I WAS GAY I THINK I WOULD LIKE MEN

193.) SorcererJK: Gay men usually do other men

194.) MaCcInIt: GORLZ CANT DO EACH OTHER

195.) WEEWEECOW: You fag, you paid 250,000 for a fucking car!!!!

196.) JettJagwar: or do u just pretend to be gay like river bitch

197.) Madcow9705: think I will go kick my cat

198.) SKA788: max you are a pedephial nerophiliac
RPomer9129: SKA7 U ARE ON WHOPIN QUEER
SKA788: RPomer9129 go away you homosexual pedephial

199.) WizrdCrann: according to your profile it says that you're female
RPomer9129: OCORDING TO ME UR A FAG

200.) NOLIMITPK: TEmpuAmblo is a gay faggot
RiverBoa: as opposed to a straight faggot?

 


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