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Quotes 901-1000

 

901.) AbercrombieJ5: Have you ever had gay sex?
RoxCorson: define gay sex
AbercrombieJ5: Sex with another male, and no females are present.

902.) PsychoKavu: i have p9 from invasion

903.) KaTznjamrO: I became sexually active at 13
KaTznjamrO: I got pregnant at 14

904.) DeadYak1: this is quite possibly the firmest erection I've ever had

905.) RoxCorson: I'm a black gayjew

906.) KaTznjamrO: ima go get a sammidtch

907.) behoid: i'm out like the fat kid in dodge ball

908.) Mr smart9: "yea me and jason are going to the kkk meeting tonight too"

909.) AbercrombieJ5: girls are getting handjobs from guys

910.) Mr smart9: Royal 77: on the cover of newbie magazine

911.) AbercrombieJ5: I have a girlfriend as of today...
AbercrombieJ5: and
AbercrombieJ5: i plan on busting 18 days of cum in her mouth

912.) RoxCorson: THIS ROOM IS TOO GAY
RoxCorson: I'M GOIN TO PR: GAY

913.) AbercrombieJ5: goin to fluff bed

914.) Acidic81: The Erotic Witch Project

915.) StArS1165: how black are you on a scale 1-10

916.) Tarbashmyfriend: what is a fuck?

917.) StArS1165: how black are you on a scale 1-10

918.) BIinded Eyes: chocolate covered penile infection

919.) AbercrombieJ5: this prog doesnt work well under pressure

920.) Ector20: i have never heard of Ancestrial recall

921.) Blind202: i wasn't ripping you fatty pudgy pussy ball of milky greens

922.) Mr smart9: You uslaly sit here with your thumbs up your as and marrissas ass

923.) Mr smart9: You uslaly sit here with your thumbs up your as and marrissas ass

924.) Acidic81: i got your incestious sister

925.) Acidic81: heh I pepper sprayed a squrrial

926.) Mr smart9: I hvae a direct clock connected to the Nuclear Clock.

927.) Mr smart9: I z people.

928.) Mr smart9: I "eat my dandruff"

929.) Pulll My Phinger: i wish i had a free period
Pulll My Phinger: but i have fucking gayness all day

930.) Mao Binny: You should be fucking shot so many times

931.) Mr smart9: I'm a Senator.

932.) Mao Binny: we are playing survivor in the dorm tonite i mean

933.) Mr smart9: I think I swallowed a gall stone.

934.) behoid: <~~ drinking caffeine free diet coke
Mr smart9: <---Drinking his own urine from a milk jar

935.) Acidick81: <---watching AHX

936.) Wheatongirl21736: SCOOTS I AM LEAVING I DON'T GO IN CHAT ROOMS THAT HAVE BAD WORDS IN IT

937.) KJM08: because, from what I know, either offspring or green day invented punk, not blacis

938.) Mr smart9: Whats the Cosine of 330 degrees if the hypotenuse is =1 and the answer is in Radians?

939.) RoxCorson: the name of my first book
RoxCorson: is going to be
RoxCorson: Why is Everyone Retarded?
Mr smart9: Can I write the forward?
RoxCorson: sure

940.) Mr smart9: err this is too powerful
JesterM316: wtf
JesterM316: all of a suppden skip says "this is too powerful""
JesterM316: i think hes thinking out loud again
Eeeeegon: heh
Eeeeegon: 'my ass itches'
Eeeeegon: 'goats are funny looking'
JesterM316: that can get you in a lot of trouble
Eeeeegon: 'where did this legion come from?'
Eeeeegon: yes
Eeeeegon: just ask abe
Eeeeegon: and his random outbursts
Eeeeegon: of 'penis wang'
JesterM316: heh
JesterM316: does he have tourettes?
JesterM316: syndrome
Eaglefox3: nope

941.) WEEWEECOW: AUL sux

942.) Mr smart9: Uh, I'm going to piss soon.
Mr smart9: Drank a gallon of water.

943.) Eeeeegon: dude
Eeeeegon: it's 9:45
Eeeeegon: you shoundt be in school
Eeeeegon: you should be at home, doing pot
Eeeeegon: like the rest of america's teenagers

944.) Nint: Hey Abercrombie.. You should taste this Pizza.. It tastes like your mom!
AbercrombieJ5: no way
AbercrombieJ5: really?
AbercrombieJ5: she was that good?
Nint: Yeah.. I enjoyed eatting her Arms and Legs

945.) AbercrombieJ5: abe tastes like fish
AbercrombieJ5: not even good fish

946.) Royal 77: retardedness isnt a word

947.) Nint: Only Ugly or Black girls say they aren't Ugly :P

948.) Eeeeegon: i shoudl change my name to steve
AbercrombieJ5: I should change my species to Egon.

949.) AbercrombieJ5: You talk about raping a Dragon Ball Z character.
Freyjas girl: i was kidding
AbercrombieJ5: No you weren't.
Freyjas girl: i was too
AbercrombieJ5: You've said it multiple times.
Nint: Eww Freyja wants to rape Cartoons
Nint: can I watch?

950.) AbercrombieJ5: I haven't jerked off in 13 days.
AbercrombieJ5: I'm saving up for my new girl, her mouth is gonna have a lot of cum in it.

951.) XxMysticBlazexX: thanks to u i got websites and chat rooms blocked by aol

952.) Kneeboarder33: are the moxes allowed in t2

953.) FACEDOWG: any1 have any green elves ???

954.) Jackie7735: ws gave a guy head druing calss

955.) MiNdZº nøté 15.) I don't think it counts if you lose your virginity to a man

956.) X Forever Numb X: thegreatone55458 is in arts and entertainment: the gay tavern

957.) IIIIlIIIIIIIIIlI: Nope..I have one of those penis things around here somewhere..

958.) Skiingcooldude: im a hermaphradite on sundays so i can finger myself once a week

959.) Skiingcooldude: when i felt a tongue in my ass i told the dude dude!

960.) Mr smart9: Guess who was here for a minute, but as I said something, he left, so I missed him!
Mr smart9: ElectricHed!!!!!
Mr smart9: Remember him?
WEEWEECOW: 'not really
Mr smart9: Bah, mewbie.

961.) xxdragin magicxx: yøu talk møré thén øld følkz øn viagr

962.) XHaRdXCoReXBoY: anyone wanna play apprentice? IM me
XHaRdXCoReXBoY: anyone wanna fondle my doiley?

963.) Green monkey1006: magic the gathering is for geeks who sit in libarys
WEEWEECOW: the library part is debatable

964.) Dad: can i see your book
WeeWeeCow: what book?
Dad: You just heard it
WeeWeeCow: What is it?

965.) BretzelPretzel7: does anybody have any suggestions of cards i should put in my deck the idea is to use ankh of mishra and parallax tide
Im An Amish Guy: use a mountain
Im An Amish Guy: you cant lose there

966.) Im An Amish Guy: sorry,excuse me while i guzzle cum

967.) KMCHIGHLANDER: I'll come up to Lancaster and fuck you up.
KMCHIGHLANDER: Fucking flamer.
Im An Amish Guy: with a strap on,because you cant call that a dick
KMCHIGHLANDER: To bad i meant with my fist and not my huge cock.
Im An Amish Guy: yeah,it tends to get big from being kicked there by people

968.) KMCHIGHLANDER: heh i just scored a 1/4
KMCHIGHLANDER: ::dances::
Mr smart9: lol
Mr smart9: what are 12
Mr smart9: scoring weed, heh
Mr smart9: must be cheap shit
Mr smart9: because i doubt you have a lot of money
Mr smart9: to pay for a 4th of real good stuff
Mr smart9: so tis crap
KMCHIGHLANDER: I have a sufficent amount of money
KMCHIGHLANDER: It's kind bud.
KMCHIGHLANDER: I got the hook up.
Im An Amish Guy: i sell for profit
Im An Amish Guy: heh,my school is ghetto
Mr smart9: derek no its not
Mr smart9: you're gay
Mr smart9: every school has weed
KMCHIGHLANDER: What school do you go to?
Im An Amish Guy: once i bought 2 quarters and made twice what i bought them for in 1 period
Mr smart9: especially suburbs ones
Mr smart9: Yea, young kids buy expensive

969.) Im An Amish Guy: once,just to see what happened
Im An Amish Guy: i put parsley flakes( a spice) in some weed and sold it
Im An Amish Guy: the idiot thought it was 2 kinds of weed
Im An Amish Guy: he wanted more

970.) Chatter107: Anyone wanna buy my magic collection, I used to collect, but I want to get rid of them now.
Im An Amish Guy: ill buy it
Im An Amish Guy: do you take food stamps?

971.) Im An Amish Guy: neshaminy,isnt that the school with the widespread herpes breakouts?

972.) LeviRy1: what r duals and lairs?

973.) Vegeduck: i have a foil eladamri's call
Vegeduck: got it in the very last pack of my planeshift box
Spyder4739: i have a foil Chromium
Vegeduck: only got 6 freaking foils in the whole box
WEEWEECOW: i have a foil pikachu
XxBlueMagexX: 2
WEEWEECOW: its shiny
Forgotten Mindz: x wee
Forgotten Mindz: MïNdZº 'weeweecow': i just dun wanna séé yøu éxi

974.) Eeeeegon: hey abe
Eeeeegon: have you ever seen 8 naked chicks play twister?

975.) Vegeduck: RAG MAN? what the hell is rag man still in the basic edition for
Vegeduck: actually rag man is ok

976.) B17BLACKSHEEP: i dont want to sound like a total queer or anything, but i like magic gatherings

977.) Eeeeegon: we're the people our parents warned us about

978.) OlO Red OlO: talking bout buttfucking trees

979.) Im An Amish Guy: amish people will rule the world some day

980.) Eeeeegon: i know a black guy whose initials were KFC

981.) RoxCorson: "you have sea-lions on the surface?"*
RoxCorson: "yeah, except there they are called land-sea-lions"

982.) Im An Amish Guy: amish girls are hot,but they smell
Im An Amish Guy: they like dont have running water

983.) Wbh908: yuo people are mean
OlO Red OlO: im gonna marry my foot up wbh's ass if he says some dumb shit like that again

984.) Keepawayfreak: i got the bible today
Keepawayfreak: fucking awesome
Mr smart9: Keepaway-ignored
Kazooie Storm: what set

985.) TripToNite69: This room seems nice..
TripToNite69: Apparently no one is talking though
TripToNite69: weird....
StErNa69: anyone wanna trade? press 1
TripToNite69: helloo....?
TripToNite69: wanna trade what?
TripToNite69: pics?
TripToNite69: what's going on in here?

986.) Xtrememaximum: gtg, bye everyone
Jackie7735: bye stupid
Xtrememaximum: bye stupiderest

987.) Jackie7735: trip u play magic
TripToNite69: i don't believe so
TripToNite69: i just thought the name of the room sounded nice.

988.) Jbubba976 19AG: wow and wrestlers are u'r idles because?

989.) Hell World: ‹¡Ì›- sonicz chat toolz gold · sonic
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II0utlawT0rnII: u just gonna keep loadin up ur prog or u gonna use it

990.) Chichisbud: umm do you folks chat about magic at all?

991.) Gerrard27: 2+7=8, right?

992.) Chichisbud: hey id like to introduce myself, youll be seeing me hear often

993.) Royal 77: i spilt coke in my keyboard yesterday
Royal 77: not a prime example of technology
Nate1870: import some illegeal immigrants to grow & harvest your weed for you?
Royal 77: for a penny an hour

994.) KMCHIGHLANDER: poor abe
Royal 77: abe=goatse
KMCHIGHLANDER: He has the worst reputation.
Nate1870: yep
Nate1870: he likes it tho
Royal 77: nathan
KMCHIGHLANDER: heh and it's all our falut
Royal 77: arent you friend with him?
Nate1870: i didn't think i was
Nate1870: more of just a random aquantance
Royal 77: didnt you go to his house recently
Nate1870: no, I live in missouri, and I've had a broken leg since christmas
Royal 77: lol
Royal 77: that sux
Royal 77: sorry
Nate1870: plus, I'm straight

995.) Nate1870: walking = technology

996.) KMCHIGHLANDER: i need some rockwool
KMCHIGHLANDER: Fucking loft insulation.
Nate1870: I need some large breasted models dancing for me 24/7
Nate1870: but you don't always get what you want

997.) Royal 77: is your name nathan nate?
Nate1870: yep
Royal 77: awesome
Royal 77: i didnt even know

998.) Nate1870: downloading music is wrong
Nate1870: you should buy the cd

999.) RoxCorson: I would go get some food...
RoxCorson: but all my pants are in the laundrey
Acidic81: lol
Nate1870: go naked
Acidic81: yea
Nate1870: streak
Acidic81: call up a girl
Nate1870: streak thru the drive thru
Acidic81: and have her bring you a skirt

1000.) Nate1870: a&e room = technology sewer

 


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