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501.) Ertai401: it's like, hey you nugget stuffer

502.) SPYKE800: no im just saying that your a regergitated cum bubble

503.) Mischiefandfun: ANYONE WANT TO TICKLE MY BUTTHAIR?????

504.) Mischiefandfun: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE WANT TO WASH MY BALLS??

505.) Mischiefandfun: OMG....MY CAT JUST FARTED ON ME

506.) Mischiefandfun: MY WOODEN LEG IS ON FIRE!!1 HELP! HELP!!

507.) Mischiefandfun: MY BUTT JUST CLOSED AND IT WON'T OPEN UP

508.) Mischiefandfun: FROG FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

509.) Mischiefandfun: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A BOY??????

510.) Mischiefandfun: MY GLASS EYE JUST CRACKED
Mischiefandfun: OH SHIT I AM IN A HELL OF A MESS!!!

511.) Skateman98: 666 dc²·¹ · now playing comedy - metallica & britany spears - fuck me baby, one more time ·

512.) Rainbowbrite0313: Guys, 15/f/iowa here, I'm 5'6, with purple hair and blue eyes, I.M. me if you want to chat
Sting19: why do u have purple hair?
Rainbowbrite0313: because it grew that way

513.) Karatebelt2don: ANY HOT GIRLS THAT ARE HORNY

514.) GeT LoSt FaGgOt1: nigger

515.) Kevinsangel10: IS EVERYBODY READY FOR SANTA

516.) KCMforNOW: de donde eres??
Fred T 13: Donde esta?
Angel0016247: i understand wut they are saying
Fred T 13: En nueva york

517.) Lilybeth54: ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT, LIKE SOMETHING INTERESTING?

518.) Thunder bo293777: 1 2 BUKLE MY SHOE 3 4 SHUT THE DOOR 5 6 PICK UP STICKS 7 8 MAKE IT GREAT

519.) Fred T 13: Tx huh with the rest of the mexicans

520.) BBBoiTano03: ok any horny girls press...11.... any phonesex girls press...12.... any good in bed girls.13
Lilybeth54: NO THANX

521.) RAGE446: i'am me got pic to trade

522.) AndyisBrakisBack: TOP HEADLINES:::: EMINEM DIES TONIGHT
AndyisBrakisBack: KIM AT HIS SIDE NOT GRIEVING
AndyisBrakisBack: HAYLEY TAKES FIRST STEPS
AndyisBrakisBack: EMINEMS GRIP ON SUCKY MUSIC STOLEN BY THE DIXY CHICS
AndyisBrakisBack: GOODNIGHT

523.) Blind202: duh = 1 word
Blind202: not d'uh

524.) Blind202: god motherfucking damn

525.) KadzuNinja: lizard, where do you live ?
LIZARD8173: new fuckin jersey

526.) LIZARD8173: ill shoot myself in the ocean so i can float away
LIZARD8173: thatd be fun

527.) KadzuNinja: lizard, where do you live ?
LIZARD8173: new fuckin jersey
KadzuNinja: north or south ?
LIZARD8173: s.
KadzuNinja: oh, what town ?
KadzuNinja: what school do you go to ?
LIZARD8173: are you a stalker
KadzuNinja: no, btu i live in s. jersey
LIZARD8173: aww. damn, i like stalkers

528.) Blind202: lizard
Blind202: are you going to kill yourself?
LIZARD8173: no
Blind202: cuz if your thinking about it..
Blind202: godspeed

529.) rap Iife: it's type: pos
rap Iife: type piece of shit.pos

530.) The Ripper222768: man these types are getting on my nevrses

531.) rap Iife: thats a 18 billion turn combo.

532.) AbercrombieJ5: thats why i have 1500 mp3s
AbercrombieJ5: and i have about 2300 waiting to be downloaded on my list

533.) CJE 3035: coooter im 85

534.) Jombi21: once i raped a plastic deer

535.) Mr KoolAzz 1: jombie raped ashleys barbie doll, lol

536.) KLOWNFO2: i'm gonna be a junkie when i grow up

537.) ShibbyDude438: POPULAR PEOPLE FUCK THEIR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!!!! lol

538.) PunkNoDieGuy: PORN MAKES ME HAPPY.

539.) XPunkRawkPixieX: boy i sure could go for an altoid righ tnow.

540.) Princess12706: all freaks go fuck a cow
OoSmeeCowoO: someone can fuck me, i'm a cow

541.) Princess12706: maybe a sexy ass hole

542.) Mr KoolAzz 1: asl defined "ANY SEX LATELY"

543.) LiLcHiC768: ewww i dont fight with whores i dont no

544.) LiLcHiC768: im such a whore

545.) LiLcHiC768: look at me a skany ass whore in tight leather pants

546.) StrtDrmgrl: HEY STOP LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR AND SAYIN EWWWWW

547.) OnlineHost: Oo JuNioR 2k oO rolled 15 999-sided dice: 152 942 39 651 731 585 31 551 230 220 903 730 362 159 214

548.) BILL A 355: Shutup online host

549.) Hot19chica: 17/f/Very Single Click here 4 Pics

550.) Drgloom12345: female men?

551.) POOP123708661478: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

552.) Dark69beauty: POOP IS GAY

553.) Boots n 10: VIRUS ALERT ;>~ Disney virus.. everything near the computer goes Goofy.

554.) HANZSOLO11: want to trade?
WEEWEECOW: sure, you come over to my house, i've been out there and it's cold, plus my car is kinda broke

555.) SnowyAngel0586: CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR IP STOLEN!!!

556.) KaTznjamrO: my breasts caught on fire at least 3 times a day
HappySpankyMunky: you get hot gflashes too?

557.) Royal 77: fuck i have an essay to do
RYAN86: I hope you get an F on it Royal.

558.) RYAN86: US History?
Mr smart9: Yea, thats an easy course.
Mr smart9: 7th grade.
RYAN86: I took that in Middle School.
Royal 77: actually
Royal 77: 11th
Royal 77: close though
RYAN86: 11th? Is your school mentally handicapped?

559.) Big Dru Down99: Troy Fakeman Sucks So does Dan Marino

560.) MrUglyEternal: AND MARINO WILL COME BACK AND PLAY FOR THE CHARGERS

561.) RamsRams1: Sucking Bucs

562.) rap Iife: heathcliff's a gay confirmation code.

563.) rap Iife: heathcliff u must be gay
rap Iife: sort of like jeff foxworthy

564.) rap Iife: SORRY IM LAUGHiNG AT AO-HOs

565.) NineInchZeals: does anyone here know anything about burning games?
Eeeeegon: yeah
Eeeeegon: just get a lighter

566.) OnlineHost: Toxic Poo has entered the room.

567.) OnlineHost: Death WiIl Come has entered the room.

568.) Mr smart9: I broke the seal on this girl last night.

569.) Eeeeegon: speaking of gay porn
Eeeeegon: hey, aber

570.) AbercrombieJ5: i remember dancing to this song last night when i was cocked and high

571.) DiSturBeD145: he got hit in the face by his gf's cock

572.) Eeeeegon: you drunk a horse cock?

573.) Mr smart9: he was cocked and on his high horse
Eeeeegon: he got high off his horse cock?

574.) AbercrombieJ5: disturbed145: i just shut your fucking face for you · 44

575.) Eeeeegon: aber is a big raging homosexual who sleeps with men and farm animals?

576.) Eeeeegon: his mom is a raging alcoholic whore transexual working-the-corner-for-2-fiddy

577.) uminousSkater05: it was so cold in school....i swear my nipples could open a can of campbells soup

578.) HappySpankyMunky: I love juicy creamy pussy
KaTznjamrO: ass is better
HappySpankyMunky: pussy
HappySpankyMunky: is juicy

579.)
KaTznjamrO: man look at that car
KaTznjamrO: it's on a slant
KaTznjamrO: those fags live on a hill
KaTznjamrO: he's all cheating
HappySpankyMunky: he should be fuckign shot
HappySpankyMunky: he dressed up as a girl
HappySpankyMunky: his brother congradulated him
KaTznjamrO: heh
KaTznjamrO: his brother is a fag
KaTznjamrO: and he dresses up as a chick
KaTznjamrO: so
HappySpankyMunky: they all should be shot and burned for neing fucking fags
KaTznjamrO: yup
KaTznjamrO: they're all fucking fags
KaTznjamrO: and he was in the bird cage
HappySpankyMunky: amen to that borther
KaTznjamrO: that was a great movie
HappySpankyMunky: hes a butt rapin queer

580.) KaTznjamrO: I think 99.9999999999999% of the american population is homosexual

581.)
HappySpankyMunky: pretty much my brother seriously got it on with clinton
HappySpankyMunky: I swear
HappySpankyMunky: one night he dropped him off

582.) KaTznjamrO: that dirty old bus driver
KaTznjamrO: what a fag
KaTznjamrO: he's like
KaTznjamrO: "I like penises on a woman"
KaTznjamrO: "balls, too"
KaTznjamrO: "mmmm"

583.) HappySpankyMunky: and my brothers ass hole was dragginfg on the floor

584.) HappySpankyMunky: gradmas don't wear dreesses
HappySpankyMunky: there clits are so big and drioppy they leave a trail behind them
HappySpankyMunky: it's just wrong
HappySpankyMunky: some ooen could trip over that shit

585.) KaTznjamrO: women on male hormones' clits get really big

586.) KaTznjamrO: I fuckt robin williams

587.) Kjpbigdog: any girls with pic or nude pic send here to the big sexy dogg

588.) Jluvez: Hold on I think I got a bladder problem I gotta piss again...

589.) TrinityAttitude: if ou really love your cousin then you would do it no matter what

590.) Minitiger4555678: dont talk to my girl u fucken faget
WEEWEECOW: mini, why you worried if he is a fag?
Edude13: and why u callin him a faggot when your s/n is mini...
ShAdyLaDY2181: sounds like a fag name

591.) KaTznjamrO: right, I could always just climb back up my mom's vagina and get reborn
KaTznjamrO: and renamed and everything

592.) Nate1870: how does it feel to be a badass?
KaTznjamrO: I got tired of peniswanging
KaTznjamrO: so I decided to think up something new

593.) PhatMan420T: <--playing air trombone

594.) Nate1870: I can use anti-abe tech on him

596.) PhatMan420T: never enter a non-simming room by simming

597.) Blind202: i dont know about your crazy central time zone, but here in the east time zone, its winter

598.) Tony da fishy: i would suck abes dick in a second, and yes im gay

599.) Sillyguyforu: im not a playa hata
Sillyguyforu: im just horny

600.) KadzuNinja: ::fucks himself: this is no fun

 


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