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Quotes 601-700
601.) Skateman98: mystic, do you make love to
your cell phone
602.) Skateman98: i rode my bike about 30 miles today, now my ass
hurts really bad
KadzuNinja: matt means he had gay sex for 30 straight hours and
now his butt hurts
603.) Skateman98: greg, it might help if you took the microsocpe
off your dick, maybe then you would see the
Skateman98: real size of it
604.) Acidic81: <--just got back from first real date without
any parent supervision
605.) Blind202: skip dates pepsi cans
Mr smart9: <--skip
606.) BallLightning612: I'd have to pay girls to go out with me
but since I'm broke I don't go out much...
607.) Acidic81: dracula 2000 is a amazing movie
KaTznjamrO: escort services own
608.) Blind202: the best date movie i was at was cant hardly wait
Blind202: date movies are rated pg-13
Blind202: not r
609.) Cute Pandora: I got a man!
610.) Cute Pandora: i there anything wrong with thinking?
611.) Mr smart9: i look like lenny on the simpsons.
612.) Mr smart9: THe golden rule of magic chat: Never misquote
people
613.) Mr smart9: ::david bowies his way outta here::
614.) KaTznjamrO: david bowie is hot
KaTznjamrO: I'd break my "heterosexual rule" for him
615.) Mr smart9: Oblivinatr, please remove your penis from my eye
socket.
616.) Blind202: our balls were yellow & blue..and the size of
baseballs
617.) Blind202: SKIP SUCK MY INTERNET
618.) Mr smart9: Fuckers elected Bush.
Mr smart9: Fucking florida people, don't know Bush from Gore, on
the ballots!
619.) Mr smart9: Everyone go see abe at www.goatsex.com
620.) KaTznjamrO: I once wrote an essay about the religious
implications of FF7...
621.) Blind202: abe = carpetbagger
622.) Blind202: abe = sharecropper
623.) Blind202: who cares about bible shit
Blind202: the bible would be a cool story if it wasnt based on
good things
624.) BallLightning612: the bible wasn't a good book...
BallLightning612: it was pretty boring...
625.) Blind202: in the bible there were dragons, giants, sluts,
lepers
Blind202: what else could be better?
626.) KaTznjamrO: she wasn't conceived from sex
KaTznjamrO: she was conceived via surgical implantation
627.) Blind202: fiction = fake
628.) Blind202: i heard mad cow disease is one of the worst ways
to die
Blind202: like it slowly turns ur brain inside out or something
629.) Eaglefox3: beubonic plauge
Eaglefox3: they launched flaming corpses infected with it into
castles
630.) BallLightning612: I'm gonna go look at naked women now...
later y'alls
631.) Blind202: this girl was talking about how she burned her
ass in the tanning bed
632.) Acidic81: we were talking about bj's in class
633.) Blind202: skip was talking about asshairs today in school
634.) Blind202: ::jaws wired shut to save the dick::
635.) KaTznjamrO: WHAT IS THE FOAN NUMBER TO MAKE A WEBSITE
636.) KaTznjamrO: ANY11 HAV ABAAYANCE?
637.) StrokemyGenius: thats y we have wrath
638.) Acidic81: who playes cremate??
639.) BallLightning612: Orim's Chant is very sexy
640.) Doodle867: I think that 14 yr olds are waaayyy to horny
641.) KingBrandon13: yeah but the ad for the magic movie was fake
Skiingcooldude: ok
Skiingcooldude: who cares
Skiingcooldude: i wasnt going to see it anyway
Skiingcooldude: yeah ill take my girlfriend to go see it
642.) Digichr0me: ^-----fag
Digichr0me: v-------------- not a fag
643.) Mr smart9: ask beavis i get nothing butthead
644.) Mr smart9: I wish my wrists were 12 inches in circumfrence.
behoid: mine are like... 6"
Mr smart9: theyre like 2
645.) Mr smart9: my uzi weighs a ton
behoid: my penis weighs a ton...
646.) Digichr0me: MOTHER FUCKING CUM LICKING FAG
647.) Skiingcooldude: that d and d movie was big here
Vgoalie33: it sucked rotten goats here
648.) Skiingcooldude: sup kevin you hairy bitch
649.) ThLunarian: 7th should be awesome
650.) Vgoalie33: they should make a dark ritual type card for all
colors
Vgoalie33: that would kick ass
651.) Matt7131: ··÷^±/ Matt7131, your girl
died when she saw your ugly face
652.) XxLucKyGrL233xX: ANYONE HERE HAVE YAHOO
653.) Sparkles3898: vote 4 nsync on trl!!!!!
Stagrl98: hell no i wount vote for nsync they fucken suk
654.) Isabel345: oo justin from nsync is soo hot!
Sexythangmama: he ugly
655.) Snow princes2969: if ur eminem press 132
656.) Stagrl98: horsey go t o hell
Horseygirl555: NO U
Stagrl98: so go fuk a pole u fucken skank
657.) Alhouston20720: I HATE NIGGERS SO MUCH> THEY SMELL,
STEAL AND ARE ANNOYIN
658.) Loose balls 24: hey ladies i'm bored i'm me ok
659.) Dmaloric1: everyone sucks booty hole
660.) GWBushSUX12: BOY BANDS ARE FOR FAGS
661.) XxjuggaletbabexX: n e 1 down wit the clown in here????
662.) GWBushSUX12: OPEN THE GLOVE BOX REACH INSIDE GONNA WRECK
THIS FUCKERS RIDE CUZ I GOT A BAD HABIT
663.) XxjuggaletbabexX: I SWALLOW RAZOR BLADES AND SPIT UP
BLOOD!!!
664.) SoNiCPnOy Boi 69: muh friend is selling a black lotus for
54 dollars
SoNiCPnOy Boi 69: he doesnt know that muxh about magic cards
665.) TAZ2296527: blue was the nice ass recal
666.) Weeboat13: WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER
MaDtAgGeREOD333: potter can suk my dick
667.) Weeboat13: WHO LIKES HARRY POTTER
Dubblebub: harry is gay
MaDtAgGeREOD333: get out wee potter sux ass
668.) WEEWEECOW: people that like harry potter should be deported
to cuba
669.) MaDtAgGeREOD333: potter can suk my balls then be deported
to hell and suk satans ass for all eternity
670.) FadetoBlack1969: 20 lotus, 20 cane and 20 wheel
671.) OnlineHost: RainForestgump has left the room.
672.) Jrjiamiam: afpd, why would anyone buy your shit?
673.) ApRiL6541: my step-sisters mom was just on t.v.
ApRiL6541: and this one guy said she was a liar
ApRiL6541: HAHAHA
ApRiL6541: i hate that woman
674.) Acidic81: icp is banned from my city
675.) APPLEHOF: Hey any guys want to chat with a 17/ f
cheerleader?
ORaNgEsKiTtLeS83: eww chearleader
Adida1221: I KNOW- CHEERLEADERS R NASTY
Adida1221: I'M A CHEERLEADER
676.) DEER631: HEY WHUTS GOING ON SATURDAY IM GETTING BLOWN
677.) DEER631: JUST IMAGINE MY FAT THROBING COCK IN YOUR WRINKLED
ASS FACE
678.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: cocksmoker
679.) MTGTrader13: YOU MUST BE REAL LOSERS
MTGTrader13: ESCPECIALLY SINCE HALF YOU KNOW EACH OTHER
680.) MTGTrader13: YOU MUST BE REAL LOSERS
Acidic81: look who is a loser?
Acidic81: you named your s/n after a game
681.) Acidic81: suck my fuckin dick slutmunch
682.) AbercrombieJ5: who names their sn after a brand of clothes
AbercrombieJ5: how gay
683.) Acidic81: trader
Acidic81: see
Acidic81: there is one way to become gay
Acidic81: and you have accomplished them all
Acidic81: you are now the official PR MTG biatch
684.) DiSturBeD145: i should kill myself
685.) MTGTrader13: YOU ARE ALL WEAK ASS FAGS
686.) MTGTrader13: WHEN COOL PEOPLE LIKE ME WE HANGOUT AND DRINK
AND WHAT NOT
MTGTrader13: YOU GUYS COME TO THE MAGIC ROOM
687.) Acidic81: you incestious inbred redneck fuck
688.) MTGTrader13: BUT YOU ARE THE KIDS AT SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE
MAKES FUN OF
689.) MTGTrader13: I KNOW I WENT TO COLUMBINE AND ERIC AND DYLON
BOTH PLAYED MAGIC
MTGTrader13: AND PEOPLE MADE FUN OF THEM
690.) MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: mtg...why does your moms cunt hang down
to he ankles?
691.) MTGTrader13: AND YOU START YOUR GAY ASS OUTCAST MAGIC CULTS
AT SCHOOL
692.) Acidic81: cause you are the kid in the back of the room
playing with your balls because you want my ex
693.) MTGTrader13: I WAS ON NATIONAL TV AFTER SHOOTING HAPPENED
694.) MTGTrader13: WE WERE ON TV FOR FOOTBALL ON ESPN
Acidic81: he was one because he had his fudge packed
695.) MTGTrader13: MY MOM IS DEAD FAGS
Acidic81: i hope she died horribly
Acidic81: i hope her head got cut off
Acidic81: and she felt everything
MTGTrader13: YEAH I KILLED HER FAGS
Acidic81: i hope she got raped by big black guys
MiNdZ oF XpLiCiT: well im sory my giant dick killed her
MTGTrader13: I CUT OFF HER HEAD
Acidic81: and i mean big black guys
Acidic81: like the guy in the green mile
696.) Acidic81: were is she buried?
Acidic81: soo i can go dig her up
Acidic81: and have jon skull fuck her
697.) MTGTrader13: AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR DICK SHOVE IT IN YOUR
MOUTH
698.) Acidic81: we are gonna dig her up
Acidic81: and send her to abe
MTGTrader13: I BURNED HER BODY
Acidic81: soo he can "HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER" MUAHAHAHHA
MTGTrader13: AFTER I FUCKED IT A COUPLE OF TIMES
699.) Acidic81: you incestious inbred redneck flunkie
700.) MTGTrader13: OK I'M READY TO GO PLAY I GOT THE MACHETE FROM
OJ I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONES THROAT ACHE
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