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Quotes 201-300

 

201.) JeremyIQ: doesn't anyone wanna have cyber sex with me?
JeremyIQ: i am a horny lesbian
JeremyIQ: i am currently rubbing my clitoris

202.) JeremyIQ: go rape a goat
FrOzEn4567: ::raping a goat::

203.) JiGGaMaN126: refs? u mean roffelos

204.) Waveracer 001: what is wtf????????

205.) XxWireDxX: I wouldn't want an avatar or masticore up my ass

206.) DADABOOMAN: tip: do not dip your testicles into a bottle of liquid nitrogen

207.) DENSE111: » [slëépy hõllów] XxWireDxX sorry, no genitals detected on you

208.) FrigginRizzo: my semen tastes kinda funny too

209.) DADABOOMAN: dick being inserted into your ass = not cool

210.) StevieK04: other than this chat are there any other magic chat rooms?
DADABOOMAN: stevie, yes...go to pr: i lick dada's nuts
DADABOOMAN: it's about magic
DADABOOMAN: he went
DADABOOMAN: hahaha

211.) Blind202: phew..got done jacking off in the nick of time
Blind202: parents are home now

212.) KaTznjamrO: when kavu comes into play, you can pay 2 mana to fuck your mom up the ass

213.) OOO00ooo00OOO: send me your balls first

214.) HJMGRAM: can you play magic games online with like a prog or somethin

215.) Moldy Fro: ::hugs chris while having sex with naus' 9 month old daughter::

216.) XxBlueMagexX: sex is liek a poker game, If you dont have a good parter you better have a good hand

217.) Blind202: 75% of black women have nipples bigger than half dollars

218.) Blind202: my brother has huge nipples

219.) AbercrombieJ5: « ‹- [brendans dick] ñøt føuñd

220.) AuraTemplar: it's sunny here, but the fire hydrant is busted. that's alot of water

221.) OOO00ooo00OOO: Deff has anal phone sex with little boys

222.) PeteWCMS: fucking gayfers

223.) XxAuratogxX: me and my friend are gonna poop in a box
XxAuratogxX: and send it to someone

224.) Benny Bananahead: I wanna soak like a morphling in my cum and piss
Benny Bananahead: And then like they'll have my piss and cum on their hands

225.) Dunkmunky: i am amiricon dumass
Dunkmunky: i have a hole parity song

226.) CaeruleusSanguis: -= sits in corner and masturbates to dead cheerleaders =-

227.) Skateman98: bhd, big hairy dick

228.) Stumpy084: what does the bible have to do with tangle wires?
The0ne0000: ive never seen tangle wires? what does it have to do with the bible?

229.) Blind202: i like the smooth creamy cum

230.) Blind202: MoogAtog: so what if i fucked a few barnyard animals?

231.) Blind202: I like it up the butt

232.) OxKoRNirxO: Whazzzzup14: dick
OxKoRNirxO: hrh
OxKoRNirxO: heh
Phat boy blue 03: dont make me report u sucka
OxKoRNirxO: she sent me her pic
OxKoRNirxO: phat
OxKoRNirxO: FUCK
OxKoRNirxO: YOU
OxKoRNirxO: THIS
OxKoRNirxO: IS
OxKoRNirxO: A
OxKoRNirxO: FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: PR
OxKoRNirxO: YOU FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: FAT
OxKoRNirxO: UGLY
OxKoRNirxO: PIECE
OxKoRNirxO: OF
OxKoRNirxO: FUCKING
OxKoRNirxO: FUCK
OxKoRNirxO: DIE DIE DIE
OxKoRNirxO: DIE DIE DIE

233.) Bmacsdominian: only cuban fucks say ur
Bmacsdominian: you cock sucker
Bmacsdominian: go learn how to spell
Bmacsdominian: if you are gonna be in here insulting people
Bmacsdominian: you might as welllearn our language
Bmacsdominian: you cuban toilet
Bmacsdominian: go to hell
Bmacsdominian: and smoke a big fat cock

234.) DADABOOMAN: 8==jjjj=D~~ I LIKE TO EAT WET POOP STRAIGHT OUTTA THE PUBLIC TOILETS

235.) MuSkA2561: how many refs you got
WEEWEECOW: i only have ebay ratings
WEEWEECOW: why do you ask?
WEEWEECOW: hello?
MuSkA2561: sorry want to trade
MuSkA2561: ou send first
MuSkA2561: you have no refs
WEEWEECOW: oh really, what refs do you have
MuSkA2561: i have shinejuice
MuSkA2561: riptide 14
MuSkA2561: cas711
MuSkA2561: and mds830
WEEWEECOW: so you have 4?
MuSkA2561: and i am sending out cards for 2 people to
MuSkA2561: so you would send first
WEEWEECOW: thats nice, sorry but i have 11 ebay refs
MuSkA2561: ebay don't count
WEEWEECOW: you would send first, plus i got a few online
WEEWEECOW: aol dont count
WEEWEECOW: ebay is an official organization
MuSkA2561: ebay don't count
MuSkA2561: you aren't tradeing bye
WEEWEECOW: superfreak
WEEWEECOW: im a superfreak
MuSkA2561: oooooohhhhhhh
WEEWEECOW: ahh damn, what i do now
WEEWEECOW: git down
MuSkA2561: do you want to trade
MuSkA2561: you send first
MuSkA2561: i have more refs
WEEWEECOW: not really, i only sell on ebay or trade with people that have more refs than me(unless i traded with them before
MuSkA2561: so what
MuSkA2561: you send first
WEEWEECOW: what we have here is a faluire to communicate
MuSkA2561: well do you want to trade
WEEWEECOW: apparently not
MuSkA2561: why not
MuSkA2561: i have more refs ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: ok i am a ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: i don't really care what you say
MuSkA2561: ripper
WEEWEECOW: im not getting into an argument with an annoying teenager

236.) LimpBiz6669: yo there was this gay magic player at this shop and when he beat you said that he just
LimpBiz6669: "cracked ur hole"

237.) I Am 2jop: AntManBee4753: i want the slivers to come back but some say it won't happen

238.) LiLmiSsCrEmEpiE: do any of u no happyspankymunky

239.) AuraTemplar: damn them to the fiery pits of hell, where they will then become satan's favorite butt buddy

240.) Bmacsdominian: i want to buttfuck his pancrease

241.) Bmacsdominian: jacking off is a good work out

242.) ShAdDoW013: what about your penis masticore
ShAdDoW013: you could trade him that

243.) XxAuratogxX: damn
XxAuratogxX: what to dl
XxAuratogxX: hmmm
XxAuratogxX: i dunno
XxAuratogxX: help me
Bmacsdominian: dl my cock in your mouth
Bmacsdominian: mother fucker
XxAuratogxX: ok
XxAuratogxX: id like that

244.) Bmacsdominian: its the 1th today

245.) Bmacsdominian: my dick is one of a kangaroo

246.) Bmacsdominian: oops somebody shot me
Bmacsdominian: and i was just checkin the mail

247.) Bmacsdominian: abe is a cuban slut

248.) Bmacsdominian: and sexy as dog shit
Bmacsdominian: wait is dog shit sexy?
Bmacsdominian: it is to me...

249.) Smart01234: go back to cuba and stick your hand up castro's ass

250.) Professormuff: LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA MAKES UP THE POWER 10

251.) BiTeMe1847: IF YOU NEED A MOUNTAIN GOAT PRESS 55 I GOT LIKE 300

252.) BLeaKs DJ Sy: Breeding Pit aKa my bed room

253.) Blind202: tom gets alot of dumbass players...3/4 of them being abe

254.) Mr smart9: i just sneezed all over my monitor

255.) ShAdDoW013: i thought i had a penis in my mouth but it was a corndog..

256.) ShAdDoW013: i got raped by a 35 year old grandmother

257.) Mr smart9: whats pokemon?

258.) WEEWEECOW: ANYONE HAVE A MOX PURPLE???????

259.) The0ne0000: dang b. chill

260.) WEEWEECOW: i spend my time in a virtual room talking to a bunch of geeks

261.) Monkywrangler: mr.rogers raped my brother

262.) WEEWEECOW: pokemon = gayest thing since pogs

263.) Draqoons: Austnprs70: derrrrr i'm draq and i'm an ignorant slut derrrrrrrr

264.) Austnprs70: DRAQ U FUCKIN STALKER GO SUCK A COWS BALL

265.) Bmacsdominian: my penis is the size of a peanut

266.) KaTznjamrO: man I'm fucking my hampster

267.) XxAuratogxX: me and my friend went up to this guy
XxAuratogxX: and were like
XxAuratogxX: excuse me sir
XxAuratogxX: but...
XxAuratogxX: we own you

268.) Keepawayfreak: all this licking is making me thirsty

269.) Acidic81: let me see you fuck my dog

270.) ODB3600: <------WACKING

271.) Bmacsdominian: i got a story...
Bmacsdominian: everyone shut up and listen
Bmacsdominian: me and my friends dare each other to do stupid shit
Bmacsdominian: so one day we were walkign to the mall
Bmacsdominian: and we saw this old guy jogging towards us
Bmacsdominian: so they dared me to jump infront of him and say...
Keepawayfreak: "suck my dick geezer"
Bmacsdominian: "im your god now jog in that direction NOW'
Bmacsdominian: so the guy stopped
Bmacsdominian: and he said what did you say?
Bmacsdominian: li said
Bmacsdominian: im your god
Bmacsdominian: he got all pissed
Bmacsdominian: so he stood there and said you bunch of punks
Bmacsdominian: you think your cool?
Bmacsdominian: i said no but your wife did fucka
Bmacsdominian: and some young jogger came along
Bmacsdominian: he was about 24
Bmacsdominian: and he said whats wrong?
Bmacsdominian: and the old guy said these kids are saying some shit like they are my god
Bmacsdominian: so at the same time all 3 of us said
Bmacsdominian: IM YOUR GOD
Bmacsdominian: WALK THAT WAY
Bmacsdominian: NOW
Bmacsdominian: and after 45 minutes they said fuck it im going
Bmacsdominian: and when they left we said GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE IM YOUR GOD

272.) Mr smart9: i hang out with prison inmates

273.) Mr smart9: magic the gaythering

274.) XxAuratogxX: religion can suck my pussy

275.) Blind202: aura, 12 yr olds dont have pussies yet u dick fucker

276.) XxAuratogxX: blind
XxAuratogxX: gime a bday present
Blind202: ill give ur can opener head instead

277.) Touch My Hot Dog: I'm so poor I have to use food stamps at the titty bar =(

278.) Xx Xie xX: you dirty mexicans shtu the fuck up
Xx Xie xX: you guys have to work construction

279.) Xx Xie xX: i love fishes cuz their so delicious

280.) Touch My Hot Dog: Heh, fuckin beanie baby

281.) Xx Xie xX: you illiterate pice of shiot

282.) Touch My Hot Dog: With mexican education, they teach you how to a) avoid american police
Touch My Hot Dog: b) fit in small spaces, like the trunk of a car
Touch My Hot Dog: c) in p.e., run, jump, and swim
Touch My Hot Dog: and d) ride burros

283.) Xx Xie xX: well im done making fun of mexicans, tommorrows topic, jewish mexicans

284.) Royal 77: gary...how much would you sell me your testicle for?

285.) Xx Overtaker: britney spears
Xx Overtaker: i'd like to b her son
Xx Overtaker: breast feed

286.) FrigginRizzo: <--no longer a verdant force
FrigginRizzo: spiptting out child tokens andshit

287.) FrigginRizzo: id fuck me
FrigginRizzo: a lot

288.) FrigginRizzo: Kneegrow

289.) WULF87: dickstation

290.) Bmacsdominian: i play with my dick and playstation

291.) Bmacsdominian: i play my playstation with my dick

292.) Bmacsdominian: and i sing WHo let the dogs out while playing the dickstation

293.) Bmacsdominian: i play my playstation with my dick while singing who let the dogs out

294.) LoaFJunkY: who here likes sex?
KaTznjamrO: nobody does

295.) Keepawayfreak: my balls smell

296.) Keepawayfreak: circumcistion by a monkey

297.) I ate spammy: ‹-¦-› randøm: [comedy - elmer fudd reads porno.mp3]

298.) I ate spammy: ui donmno legends werent that great
I ate spammy: nor were AN
I ate spammy: dark was ok

299.) Earths Thunder: forest #347 from Invasion is going to get banned

300.) ChildeOfTheKorn: everyone .. send emails to wizards and demand that they ban islands
ildeOfTheKorn: I already sent them about 100 emails telling them that they need to ban them, they are too powerful

 


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