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Quotes 301-400

 

301.) rap Iife: t1, shut your cunt flaps, star trek fag.

302.) Toxic Poo: wgurb tNude Toddlerst wgurb

303.) rap Iife: t1, you're a dumb fuck, like retarded group sex

304.) rap Iife: t1 has a foil black dildo, that has a rainbow symbol

305.) rap Iife: t1, your mouth herpes ARE NOT A FASHION STATEMENT.

306.) rap Iife: he needs to shut his cocksuckers

307.) Mind ova rnatter: egads, my tit fell off

308.) rap Iife: u and your m4m olympics
rap Iife: crossdressing meter runs and shit

309.) Toxic Poo: Why don't you dick faces go to the goddamned 'argue like a bunch of fuckheads' room ?

310.) I Am 2jop: ill give you seventy five bucks for a giant growth

311.) T1683: Rap is WOOOKIE WOO MOO

312.) Kmyers021: Mike100322: black lotus is the best black card

313.) KLOWNFO2: i already sold my soul for some bus tokens
KLOWNFO2: well,a bus token

314.) KLOWNFO2: i like to drink the apple juic out of the urinals
KLOWNFO2: i eat the chocolate in the toilet

315.) Xx Xie xX: for every 35 pounds your over weight you lose 1 inch of you dick from being
Xx Xie xX: inhaled by fat

316.) Xx Xie xX: anyone got, undermine, kavu titan, and.., that artifact thing?
KaTznjamrO: which artifact thing, xie?
Xx Xie xX: like, web somethin
KaTznjamrO: web penis?

317.) KaTznjamrO: if I can get myself down to 90 lbs
KaTznjamrO: that's 2 1/2 extra inches of dick!!!!!
KaTznjamrO: ok, I'm no longer eating for the next 8 months

318.) Xx Xie xX: i gotta go take a shit, lose 35 pounds per shit i take

319.) rap Iife: my dingleberries swing in unison

320.) rap Iife: dingleberrie kabobs
rap Iife: aka shit on a stick

321.) rap Iife: my anal pubes are braided in corn rows.

322.) DeadYak1: I had sex with dolphins, once

323.) Wizard1010101: I WISH MAGIC CATRDS WERE MADE OF JELLO WITH PORN SHAPES LIKE TITIES

324.) MuSkA2561: THE BEST COMBO IS WRATH OF GOD AND MIDNIGHT RITUAL

325.) Coolpuff100: ill sing the jiggly song!!!

326.) XxAuratogxX: i finally grew a penis

327.) Oblivinatr: heh, my mom found all my porn today
Oblivinatr: I was like FUCK!

328.) JeremyIQ: <P Lesbian Magic Trader- click2trade &Nude PIX

329.) FrOzEn4567: i like to have sex with goats
MiniMe3693: me too
JeremyIQ: so do i frozen

330.) Jurassic Clark: I may be fat but i can loose wheight, But your just ugly and that will never change
WEEWEECOW: hey man, being ugly is a disablity, are you going to make fun of those down syndrome kids too?

331.) Eldroth1: i just got 12 reflecting pools today

332.) Moldy Fro: MY DADDY GIVES ME A NICKEL JUST FOR PUTTING HIS PEEPEE IN MY MOUTH

333.) Limp311KO: desert twister: destory target permanent
Limp311KO: and your oponent is a permanent too

334.) Lowsy Bum: heterophobic

335.) rap Iife: cuntball.

336.) The Rock3502428: do jews celebrate halloween

337.) Smart01234: I HAVE BETA MOX DIAMOND!!!!

338.) ChildeOfTheKorn: Mox diamond wasn't in beta
ChildeOfTheKorn: Was it ?

339.) I Am 2jop: i have 700 black lotuses

340.) Klub14: blue is the best color because it is the only color in the power nine

341.) d0ood: i like pink banana looking rocks in purple gravy

342.) MJKOB: dose iney one collit pokemon im me

343.) Eaglefox3: the xenomorphs are swarming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

344.) Eaglefox3: friggin double jawed sharp toothed bastards

345.) WEEWEECOW: i have a foil plains for sale
WEEWEECOW: its very pretty
WEEWEECOW: and sexy
RYAN86: Foil Wumpus=sexier
RYAN86: The position guy on foil shock is in=sexier

346.) MaGGou: Mind over matter bitches me everynight

347.) Smart01234: i have a beta mox diamond!!

348.) MaStIcOr152: i have a 10th eddition lotus

349.) PsychoKavu: i have a promo foiled mox emerald

350.) Smart01234: i have foil lotus

351.) PsychoKavu: i have a stronghold mox ruby

352.) LINGUINI18: i wish i had juzam in bed

353.) PsychoKavu: i have p9 from invasion

354.) LINGUINI18: im sick of p9 there 2 good and gettin boring...they should make a p10 in 7th edition

355.) JUZAM DJINN920: hey,next year there is an Artenative art foil Lotus comming out in a another beatdown box

356.) TheGrtPeachyFlea: u scared the jizz outa the juzie
Mind ova rnatter: hes got jizz?
Mind ova rnatter: what color
TheGrtPeachyFlea: white
PsychoKavu: grt i will give u my fanatic mogg for that jizz

357.) Mind ova rnatter: you got to milk a snake?

358.) MaGGou: i milk my little 3 yr old sister

359.) Sk8rKnot187: apprentice n e 1
Bigmoo21: what type?
Bigmoo21: what type, knot?
Sk8rKnot187: type 1
Bigmoo21: i don't have any t1 though

360.) Sk8rKnot187: whut editon in linn sivvi??

361.) A sinful toy: Well, you have to be initiated into the Secret Order of Apprentice Players. Usually involves
A sinful toy: cutting one of your fingers off.
A sinful toy: Although some people, with 'W' or 'B' at the beginning of their screen name have to
A sinful toy: eviscerate themselves.

362.) TBrown5311: yall ain't bout nothin in this room

363.) Batcrack08: Serra avatar = gayness

364.) FRoST2119: yeah.. i dont go to any tournys or anything i play against fags that suc

365.) Mr smart9: Sloe=slut and a hoe together.

366.) BallLightning612: dork = do and rk together

367.) Blind202: you Hoestitute

368.) Blind202: Slutstitute

369.) Blind202: someone told me u have to get a drug test to get ur license, is this trtue?

370.) Klub14: are boobs cool?

371.) Alaborn Griffin: we are sorry for the onconvenince but we are imcompetant fucks who can't do anything right ~
Alaborn Griffin: AOL

372.) WEEWEECOW: gay sex = not a laughing matter
Eaglefox3: gay sex = not cool thing
XxKaNgEexX: gay sex=not what i want to do...
Eaglefox3: lesbian sex = coolest thing
JesterM316: gay sex = i do it every night before i go to sleep
d0ood: gay sex=icky

373.) ODB3600: my mom sucks cock!!!!!!

374.) d0ood: lesbians are only cool to wack too
d0ood: in person, they suck

375.) JesterM316: i got nuts on my chin
JesterM316: all the time
JesterM316: i cant help it

376.) Klub14: i got nuts on my back

377.) TVTALMAN: i steal my brotheres pokemon rares and sell em!

378.) XxKaNgEexX: Scrubland=Best painland

379.) ODB3600: cum taste good!!!!! <---- note it

380.) d0ood: what do u think is a better treat, ricecakes or cheesewheels?
I Am 2jop: hmmm...
TVTALMAN: ricecakes!
d0ood: ricecakes right?
I Am 2jop: cheesewheels
TVTALMAN: cheesewheels!
I Am 2jop: ricecakes blow penis
d0ood: but cheesewheels are so attractive
TVTALMAN: what kind of cheese?
I Am 2jop: they blow hot sweaty man cock

381.) TVTALMAN: wow by 21st turn all id havwe would be my entire deck out thats cool

382.) Grishnakh2: smells like ball sacks in here

383.) Mr smart9: I am Millard Fillmore, the 21st president of the united states.

384.) KLOWNFO2: i like to run naked through the fields with the lawn gnomes when it rains!!!

385.) CaPtAiN sPooN 1: Hawks66 shot elisha in the eye with a diarrhea shooting sniper

386.) CaPtAiN sPooN 1: KadzuNinja sawed off captain spoon 1's left eye socket with a piece of diarrhea

387.) Royal 77: i wonder if he licks her pussy or sucks her detachable penis

388.) APSchnapp: ARE FOILS MARKED CARDS?
APSchnapp: OR IS THERE A FLOOR RULE ON FOILs?

389.) RYAN86: ²³ sup OnlineHost, u sexy nipple licker!

390.) SugrCoatdCyanide: when i whip it out gregg will cry like a little baby

391.) Blind202: i love the power of a good cumshot to the face

392.) Blind202: i only love REAL men

393.) Moldy Fro: we're stil lgoing to have anal sex with john williams

394.) DADABOOMAN: I CAN EAT POOP IN THE TOILET

395.) Royal 77: can u bend over for a sec

396.) Blind202: who wants a million foil prodigal sorcerers?
Blind202: cuz i have 11

397.) Royal 77: I think i will go pleasure my penis now

398.) ODB3600: ill blow my self

399.) ODB3600: <----------blowing him self

400.) Touch My Hot Dog: Hey Gary.... wanna touch my geothermal crevice?

 


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